C Money
Duck - bundle of quacks

@Cirrus Light  
Because Starlight would be my first pony that I’d ever tortured.
Cirrus Light
Economist -
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Sciencepone of Science!
@C Money
 
But you just said…  
@C Money
Also, why tie a noose? I’d just turn off the life-support systems that I use to keep her alive through all the pain.
C Money
Duck - bundle of quacks

@Cirrus Light  
Because it’s better than mass numbers of dead. I’ve never tortured any ponies before anyways. Only monsters responsible for evil deeds resulting in the deaths of several pony deaths and injuries. Every kill I have is clean, nothing done in cold blood or bad/evil intent. That’s how I work, and it is to be how I shall continue working.
Cirrus Light
Economist -
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Helpful Owl - Drew someone's OC for the 2018 Community Collab
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru-exclusive artwork
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
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Sciencepone of Science!
@C Money
 
If I were an absolute monarch, I’d have you go to anger management or something to instill some level of empathy, just for those statements. That’s, like, criminal-level psychopathy, right there.
 

 
I mean, what does that even accomplish, other than growing and reinforcing the part of your brain that takes pleasure in others’ suffering? That’s just messed up.
C Money
Duck - bundle of quacks

@C Money  
Also, why tie a noose? I’d just turn off the life-support systems that I use to keep her alive through all the pain.
C Money
Duck - bundle of quacks

@Cirrus Light  
Fun Fact: Starlight Glimmer isn’t the first, and she won’t be the last. You think all ponies followed Celestia’s rule? There’s been Luna’s moon colonization, the shadow race, the Griffin rebellion, the Nightmare Order. And the list doesn’t stop there, as there were the years before the Royal Sister’s birth. There was a lot of bloodshed in those years, and I got lots ‘o dough. I was also paid in bits, but money doesn’t hold much worth to me. Nowadays, I’m paid in universal teleportation, food, money, and weapons by Celestia to search the planet for monsters. So far, Starlight fills the monster quota with an A+.
Cirrus Light
Economist -
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Helpful Owl - Drew someone's OC for the 2018 Community Collab
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru-exclusive artwork
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under his artist tag

Sciencepone of Science!
@C Money  
Woah. Removed their cutie marks? Well then, I’ll go tie the noose and find a good tree, bring her to me when you’re done with the pre-execution torture.
 
Yeahno, you’re just looking for justification to kill somepony, aren’t ya?  
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C Money
Duck - bundle of quacks

@Cirrus Light  
And removal of cutie marks against the owner’s will.
Cirrus Light
Economist -
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Helpful Owl - Drew someone's OC for the 2018 Community Collab
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru-exclusive artwork
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under his artist tag

Sciencepone of Science!
@C Money  
Unlawful imprisonment warranting a death sentence? You really are a spartan, aren’t you? :p
 
Well you know what?
 
THIS. ISN’T. SPARTAAAAA!
 
Lol, okay, that was a great opportunity. But no, really, this is Equestria, not Sparta.
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Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
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Pomegranates :P
You know what Starlight should have done?  
As soon as Twilight loses her shield, charge at her with a quick close range magic blast.
C Money
Duck - bundle of quacks

@C Money  
Whoops! Okay, I totally would kill Starlight. Hell, if I had a chance to knock her out, I’d practice my “fun” on her. And don’t say it’s unjust, like what she did was at all just! She’s seduced multiple individuals and held the mane six against their will.
C Money
Duck - bundle of quacks

@Cirrus Light  
Who says that I’d eat Srarlight? I liberate those being held under ludicrous circumstances, help those who ask or need it, and hunt things that I’m hired to kill… I try to avoid the RG because of my records.
Cirrus Light
Economist -
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Helpful Owl - Drew someone's OC for the 2018 Community Collab
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru-exclusive artwork
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under his artist tag

Sciencepone of Science!
@C Money  
My suggestion is to use a railgun or an AT-4 stop trying to kill ponies.
C Money
Duck - bundle of quacks

@Cirrus Light  
What In Sam Hill Are You Saying? My Shotgun Wouldn’t Work!? A: there’s several different types of shells with different projectiles, and B: What explains the dead dragon in my backyard? Or that werewolf-skin rug in my bedroom? And especially my freezer filled with Pokémon meat! Ever tried Raichu steak? It’s shockingly tasty.
Fwelin
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

@Cirrus Light  
Don’t forget that Starlight’s earlier, less charged, blast blew a stone bridge, probably 30 feet or so across, into fragments.
Cirrus Light
Economist -
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Helpful Owl - Drew someone's OC for the 2018 Community Collab
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru-exclusive artwork
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under his artist tag

Sciencepone of Science!
@C Money  
I feel rather confident in saying that that blast probably had considerably more energy in it than a shotgun blast.
 
A 5.56x45mm NATO round puts out about ~1,700 J, equivalent to the collected power of a 120W light bulb for 14 seconds. Starlight’s beam lasts about 5 seconds, and in light energy alone seems to be putting out far more power than a 120W lightbulb, never mind kinetic energy or the energy required to heat air - assuming the air is heated - or ionized, if it’s ionized (beam makes me think ionized because of magnets, and the helical motion around her horn being somewhat reminiscent of the path of an electrically charged particle in a magnetic field ^[1] [2, page 49] ).
Aurora Glimmer

Wow! Glimmer
@Phantom Rider  
I’m pretty sure Glimmer was going to do to them what Galvatron did to Starscream.
Phantom Rider
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

You are already booped.
@Jon  
I thought she was just trying to re-de-CM them.
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Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant

Pomegranates :P
@Background Pony #73D9  
I used a trap card back there.
Background Pony #9679
@SeraphimDawn  
I know, I’m just mentioning a quite famous trap card that stops spells, much like the other one you showed.
C Money
Duck - bundle of quacks

@SeraphimDawn  
And my shotgun stops most everything.
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Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant

Pomegranates :P
@Background Pony #73D9  
Imperial order only stop spell cards bud.
Background Pony #9679
@SeraphimDawn  
You brought up that but forgot this one?:  
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Background Pony #1710
@Background Pony #12C7  
Nothing says “Free Hugs” better than a magic beam pointed toward ponies.
Background Pony #F97D
@Jon  
Nah, she just wanted to hug them. This is a show for little kids, isn’t it? Like Backyardigans and Barney.