Background Pony #88ED
@Background Pony  
If you watched the video, you can see them grabbing each others fore leg.  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HiMyyjoWL4  
It’s quick, but you can see they grabbed each other by the side of the leg. You’re thinking of a hoof bump, which is not what they did.  
No one ever complains when you see pony r34 with the ponies in poses anatomically impossible for normal equines…  
Because the show does that already, so talking about that is pointless.
varikki

@Background Pony  
>the only sound reasoned, logical post in this clusterfuck of comments  
>someone still tries to argue with it
 
topkek
Background Pony #A8D4
@Background Pony  
You’re just making shit up, now, they were totally hoof to hoof.  
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jand just kinda glossed over the anatomy part, didn’t ya?  
No one ever complains when you see pony r34 with the ponies in poses anatomically impossible for normal equines…  
Fuck, they defy normal equine anayomy in the show all the damn time.
Background Pony #88ED
@Background Pony  
>Actually they do if you go beyond the hoof wall  
Well, duh. That’s like saying we can feel pain in our fingernails cause it hurts when our nails are pulled off or clipped to close to the skin.
Background Pony #88ED
@Background Pony  
That’s why they didn’t feel the joy buzzers in Griffon the brush off, right?  
They grabbed each others arm. Put a joy buzzer on your finger nail, you’re still gonna feel it. The only part of a horse’s hoof they can actually feel is a small triangle in the middle called the frog.  
… Except he totally is?  
You sure? Because I’m sure the frog is more down than in the middle.  
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He’s touching the inner edges of the sole and maybe touching the frog, but seriously now.
Background Pony #AD1E
@Background Pony
 
Actually they do if you go beyond the hoof wall, which isn’t that thick. This is why you have to go to school or apprentice with someone who really knows their stuff to shoe horses, because it’s easy to injure them if you don’t know what you’re doing.
Background Pony #A8D4
@Background Pony  
Hoofs don’t have nerve endings.  
That’s why they didn’t feel the joy buzzers in Griffon the brush off, right?  
The anon isn’t even touching the frog of the sole.  
… Except he totally is? It might not be drawn anatomically accurately, but that’s not exactly something mlp ponies are famous for.
Background Pony #88ED
@Background Pony  
Hoofs don’t have nerve endings. The anon isn’t even touching the frog of the sole.
 
THE END.
Background Pony #A8D4
Guys, what the fuck is this, do you even horse anatomy?  
The hoof is neither completely solid nor marshmallowy soft, The entirety of the structure is, anatomically, a giant toe. The outer brim of the hoof is solid, it’s the nail, it’s the structure horse shoes are nailed into. On the inside it’s softer, the “frog” is a structure which cushions hoof impact and helps with blood flow in the legs.
 
Through the same logic that you can dig at something with your nails, but still have sensitive fingertips, the same can be applied here.
 
this picture is of course exaggerated as fuck, odds are the frog of the hoof isn’t going to be an erogenous zone, but it’s a cartoon talking pony, carry your “no fun allowed” signs elsewhere.  
(that pic of dash breaking wood is irrelevant as well, my ex took taekwon do and did the same with her feet, which were still ticklish)
Background Pony #88ED
Background Pony #88ED
@Background Pony  
Well, hooves and soles do actually get (soft in water…)”:http://www.farrierfletcher.com/Soft_Soles.html
Background Pony #A8D4
@crazylee  
One could argue that hooves are normally rock hard but became soft because she was in the water too long.
 
Just like how your fingernails become wrinkly and saggy in the water, rite?
 
yeah, no.
Background Pony #88ED
@crazylee  
One could argue that hooves are normally rock hard but became soft because she was in the water too long.
 
That’s the sanest, most logical thing I’ve read in this whole comment section. May I kiss your hand, kind sir?
crazylee

Oh great, a brony foot fetish.
 
And this convo makes me want to shoot someone.
 
@Background Pony  
One could argue that hooves are normally rock hard but became soft because she was in the water too long.
Background Pony #88ED
@Background Pony  
pony hooves are wiggly and weak guize look  
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Background Pony #A8D4
pony hooves are rock solid guize look
 
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Background Pony #88ED
@HJSDGCE  
What does your user name mean? Cause it looks like you had a bad sneeze and name yourself after it.
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@HJSDGCE  
that just perfect, im actually in awe how well it describes my feels lately
Background Pony #88ED
@PonyPon  
You and every other pony fanfic writer ever.
Background Pony #88ED
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I’m making a story practically built around one.
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Background Pony #88ED
@Background Pony  
I’ll use the same logic as everyone else here. (ahem) Magic/cartoon logic. I guess they’re only visible when they need it. Would explain how Pinkie needed to pee real bad but we never saw her vagina at all.
Background Pony #AD1E
@Background Pony  
There’s been shots in the show where we’ve seen directly underneath their tails and there’s nothing there.