Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy. (Politics General)

AaronMk
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@CaptainXtra
I know, right? People need to shit in peace. And if people indeed are pooping in order to take a break from work, then that just means they need to start giving their employees actual breaks.
 
Boss makes a hundred, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on Craig Maneer’s time.
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@AaronMk  
I take great care to regulate my diet in order to take my shits right around the time there are the least scheduled meetings and thus the highest amount of ad-hoc desk meetings and slackversations.
AaronMk
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@The Smiling Pony
 
I can shit and piss any time at my freight job because I don’t need to worry about that.
 
It’s much harder at my new deli job because there’s a pace I need to set and if I break it there’s nothing to “put off until tomorrow” or someone else can pick up. I’m the only one that’s there to skewer, roast, package, set out, and shred rottisarie chicken. So as much as I would like to do otherwise to give my feet and back a break as an excuse, I only shoot myself in the foot.
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My average report: “You can increase worker productivity by prioritizing benefits packages, smartly utilizing mentoring and on-boarding, and providing more flexibility on projects”
 
Them: “Yes but downward tilting toilets”.
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I wonder who can see.  
Is it the smiling one  
or is it just me?  
And I have not idea  
why people are discussing  
the times they can pee…  
Oh, right, over politics is what you all are fussing.
 
Not a zeeb though, thankfully.
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@Scrabbleman  
In brief, setting aside that it’s non-GAAP, the closer your EBITDA is to EAITDA the better it is for capital planning and for impressing the investors. So if you can eliminate “T” from that formula then things are a little less dependent on jurisdiction and the dog and pony show at the annual meeting is a lot easier and less smoke and mirrors.
 
Taxes actually are incredibly useful but usually for A and D, and the more you leverage it the less it costs you actual IRL money bills to expand or, as seems to be the rage now, purchase your competitors if they are worth less than it costs you to compete with them.
 
It honestly doesn’t matter how much the taxes are. They’re just another potential asset, from a certain point of view.
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@AaronMk
Where do we, as normal people, draw the fucking line at what we let corporations get away with?
And how do we get our goddamn governments to actually listen to us?
It starts by joining a union first, getting your buddies to join a union, and then striking for more comfortable toilets, or direct control of work. Either one.
 
Usually, however, it ends with right-wing union busters killing or maiming the leadership of said unions.
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Let’s head back to Virginia and see what’s going on.
 
Valley reacts to possible impacts of proposed gun bills [WHSV-TV]
 
TL;DR: There are several bills that impact Virginia’s Gun Laws, one of the two being SB 16 and SB 18. SB 18 would raise the minimum age limit to purchase gun to 21 and requires background checks for any firearms transfer, SB 16 would expand the definition of an “assault weapon” and would prohibit “any person from importing, selling, transferring, manufacturing, purchasing, possessing, or transporting an assault firearm,” that is according to the summary of the bill.
 
Now, tell me I’m in the Twilight Zone when I say this, I don’t mind SB 18, but do have a problem with SB 16, mainly when the term “assault weapons” is used.
Latecomer

@SombrLiz  
It does tend to focus on scary-looking guns while ignoring the biggest killers. On the other hand, it would probably be quite hard to go after concealable handguns.
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@SombrLiz  
SB 18 is okay. In fact, I support this one. But SB 16 is really vague. According to what you wrote, technically it’ll be illegal to even have one even owned for any reason.
AaronMk
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@AaronMk
Where do we, as normal people, draw the fucking line at what we let corporations get away with?
And how do we get our goddamn governments to actually listen to us?
It starts by joining a union first, getting your buddies to join a union, and then striking for more comfortable toilets, or direct control of work. Either one.
Usually, however, it ends with right-wing union busters killing or maiming the leadership of said unions.
 
That’s why you get lit.
CaptainXtra
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I’m not giving up.
Mega-Corporations would love to charge us for simply breathing if they had the power to do so.
 
They just need to cram enough money down the pants of GOP Members, Corporate Democrats, or MEP’s and it’s a done deal.
 
Fuck the people who are in power.
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@SombrLiz
It does tend to focus on scary-looking guns while ignoring the biggest killers. On the other hand, it would probably be quite hard to go after concealable handguns.
 
Are ARs and AKs deemed scary-looking?
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