
The Gentle Coltte's Manor Party


Gentle Coltte of Leisure 
Now... fart.
@Pinkie Clone
Well you’ll have to forgive me. Up until know I hadn’t a good enough excuse.
@ArchimedesOgle
Pets Archimedes’ head
There’s a good boy. Why don’t you mingle a bit, eh? Go see if the band’s ready to play perhaps.
Well you’ll have to forgive me. Up until know I hadn’t a good enough excuse.
@ArchimedesOgle
Pets Archimedes’ head
There’s a good boy. Why don’t you mingle a bit, eh? Go see if the band’s ready to play perhaps.

ArchimedesOgle 
Trots off towards a small area of the lobby where a group of ponies are polishing instruments, preparing to play some swingin’ swing.
Ahem, is the band prepared for their performance?
Ahem, is the band prepared for their performance?
Pentail28
Walks onto the dance floor and stretches, significantly buzzed now.
Le’s go! I’m ready to boogie!
Le’s go! I’m ready to boogie!

Dragon Named Red 
eahhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Crashes through a wall into the den
AH-C-C-C-C-C-C-CYEAAAAAHHHH
I’M Dr. Rockso, the Rock N’ Roll clown! I do cocaine! Ahc-c-cyeah!
Crashes through a wall into the den
AH-C-C-C-C-C-C-CYEAAAAAHHHH
I’M Dr. Rockso, the Rock N’ Roll clown! I do cocaine! Ahc-c-cyeah!
philosipony
now the party don’t start till I walk in
Let’s see what this place is trying to hide…
trots upstairs while everyone is distracted by Dr. Rockso
Let’s see what this place is trying to hide…
trots upstairs while everyone is distracted by Dr. Rockso

philosipony
turns around to look back at the commotion
Guess humans are dime-a-dozen these days. Someone changes the world and 5 days later ponies could care less about it.
rolls eyes, then returns to snooping
Guess humans are dime-a-dozen these days. Someone changes the world and 5 days later ponies could care less about it.
rolls eyes, then returns to snooping


CrashSucksMariosaGOD
@Princess♠Molestia
>I hope you don’t mind my anger management issues, stewpid.
>I know I just called you stewpid, that’s part of the persona
>I hope you don’t mind my anger management issues, stewpid.
>I know I just called you stewpid, that’s part of the persona

philosipony
Was it really out of their budget to get some locks that weren’t built in the stone age? I can see through the key-hole for Celestia’s sake. Hold on…
something glimmering catches my eye
Well hello there; let’s get a better look at what’s behind door number… counts doors… six!
something glimmering catches my eye
Well hello there; let’s get a better look at what’s behind door number… counts doors… six!

chrisbiby 

crawling through air ducts
ha ha the government will never think to look here! now where exactly is here and how did I get here?
sits pondering my location while the structural integrity of the duct begins to fail and an alicorn phases through the duct
HA AHA I KNEW THEY WERE REAL HAHAHAHAAA
continues laughing like a maniac as the duct breaks underneath me and i fall through the ceiling and crash onto the floor
ha ha the government will never think to look here! now where exactly is here and how did I get here?
sits pondering my location while the structural integrity of the duct begins to fail and an alicorn phases through the duct
HA AHA I KNEW THEY WERE REAL HAHAHAHAAA
continues laughing like a maniac as the duct breaks underneath me and i fall through the ceiling and crash onto the floor
Background Pony #6FDF
@tetrisman64
marches towards 2fort’s intelligence room
“PROTECT THE CUPCAKE!”
Soldier: WE NEED TO PROTECT THE CUPCAKE!
marches towards 2fort’s intelligence room
“PROTECT THE CUPCAKE!”
Soldier: WE NEED TO PROTECT THE CUPCAKE!
philosipony
@chrisbiby
well…hello there…umm, may I help you? hides lock-picking gadgets and nudges the door behind me open
well…hello there…umm, may I help you? hides lock-picking gadgets and nudges the door behind me open

Background Human 



CHS, Class of 20XX
A guest stands on the back deck, away from the others, drinking from a small bottle he’d brought to the party and trying not to draw attention to himself.


chrisbiby 

@philosipony
oh hello there, um maybe you can help me first question where am i?, second are you the government? third are there any limbs bending at weird angles? i would be able to answer the third one but the government gave me a lot like seriously A LOT of pain medication
oh hello there, um maybe you can help me first question where am i?, second are you the government? third are there any limbs bending at weird angles? i would be able to answer the third one but the government gave me a lot like seriously A LOT of pain medication
philosipony
@chrisbiby
A party, no, not that I can see, and on a side note with all the commotion you’ve made it’d be best that we get out of sight pulls him into the room I just unlocked, and observes what the room contains damn…now THAT’s a lot of loot…
A party, no, not that I can see, and on a side note with all the commotion you’ve made it’d be best that we get out of sight pulls him into the room I just unlocked, and observes what the room contains damn…now THAT’s a lot of loot…

lasty 
dead to you
Lasty enters the manor and says, Resident Evil 1-style
Wow. What-a-mansion!
I look around and see Trixie and Inkwell. This makes me smile
I think I’m gonna like it heeeeere!
Wow. What-a-mansion!
I look around and see Trixie and Inkwell. This makes me smile
I think I’m gonna like it heeeeere!
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