The Gentle Coltte's Manor Party

Somepony mention blood?

FOOD! EVERYPONY SHOULD EAT!
 
The Princess decides to fly sideways towards the dining hall but phases through the ceiling in an effort to find it due to not remembering where it is

@JakeTheSpy  
it started, that is what is going one here.

@Princess Ataxia  
>Oh dear.
 
>I hope she doesn’t levitate into anything personal.
 
Miss Inkwell goes to the dining room to check on the band

Lounging in the dining room partaking in miniature hot dogs I watch as an alicorn phases through the ceiling.
 
Shrugging, I pay it no more heed.

Trixie lays on her back on the dining room table, now adequately sloshed.
 
S-shervant pony! Bring Trixie shome confectionary treatsh posht haste!

Looking over the blue unicorn sprawling out on the table shouting in drunken babel I smile. “Say, I didn’t know it would be like this kind of party!” I jeer, laughing, “Does anyone know if the good Gentle Colte has a pole then?”

She enters the room, looking around
 
Mnh. Long time Gentle…Gentle…

@Pinkie Clone  
A long time indeed!
 
I think you of all people would be ecstatic now that we have free reign to be ourselves.
 
Sit down, have a drink or two!

Enters the Party looking around
 
Nice place. Just so I don’t get confused, where’s the wine cellar?

Watches all the pony commotion from Colttes back  
Is Trixie going to be alright? She’s awfully intoxicated…

@ArchimedesOgle
 
Looks at Trixe unimpressed
 
And yet still not as much of a lush as Berry Punch.

@Gentle Coltte of Leisure
 
Mnh, sure.
 
She sits down
 
 
How’s time treating you, old friend ^^?

@ArchimedesOgle
 
Oh she’s fine. We shouldn’t worry about her until she starts ranting about Princesses.
 
@Pinkie Clone
 
Quite well! Quite well! I recently had the manor refurbished because I just knew I had to have some company over in celebration.
 
Aside from today I hadn’t much of anything going on.

Begins poking around until he comes across a locked door
 
Hello…
 
Plucks a quill from his wing and attempts to pick the lock.

@Gentle Coltte of Leisure  
I see, I see.  
She looks around
 
 
I also see you truly wasn’t conservative with your spents.

@Pinkie Clone  
Ah and why should I?
 
Sips again from his snifter, becoming slowly rosy cheeked
 
It’s all for the good of friends! A stallion my age has nothing good to do but enjoy the company of others!
 
@Pentail28
 
A cold chill blows up your spine
 
>Hello there.
 
>I’m sure you don’t realize that is my personal study.
 
>You were probably just looking for the bathroom.
 
>That way. First door on the right.

@Gentle Coltte of Leisure  
Mnh. Never wanted to settle down with a mare and children?

Nearly Jumps out of my skin
 
Yes of course, thank you.
 
Runs into the bathroom for appearances

@Pinkie Clone
 
Oh no, I’ve thought of it plenty but…
 
Well I’m afraid the right mare just never came along
 
I’m sure if I had more adventures with a ragtag bunch of outworlders in an alternate universe, who knows? Maybe I’d find out that the mare I needed was there for me all along.
 
But you know, ifs and maybes.
 
 
@Pentail28  
>….
 
Sigh

Pops up, placing his chin between Coltte’s ears  
B-but you’d still want me, right sir?

@Gentle Coltte of Leisure  
Mnh. Then you should hang out with us more.

@ArchimedesOgle  
Well of course! In fact you’re the reason I never put myself in the path of paternity.
 
When I’ve got you to teach I’ve no need for a son. You’re the best apprentice I’ve ever had.

Steps out of Bathroom and walks to the bar. Orders a Martini to settle his nerves.
 
Mare’s like the freaking boogie man. Sip