On the one hand they have great grilled eel (imagine oily trout grilled over a wood fire on wood skewers OMG so good!), and everything about them is the most cute, fun, giggly and vibrant Game Reality Is Fun culture.
Then there’s rockets flying everywhere. An hour later, the rockets are gone and we don’t talk about it any more.
It is like
living in the town A-Ko lives in. One minute everything is fine and dandy, you’re running in the sun chewing your morning slice of toast with just the right amount of butter on it and laughing about all the day has in store for you today! Then both countries on the Korean peninsula mutually rip off their school uniform and the sky is filled with giant mecha fights with inbound (maybe we think we’re not sure) rockets that maybe MIGHT reach your apartment (maybe we think we’re not sure) but it might also just blow up inexplicably in a cloud of glass and panties (maybe we think we’re not sure) and when it’s done everyone is just confused and all anyone can find is just two fishing boats where all the drama was.
2LDR: When Korea changes into a battle leotard, it is go time. All set to a rocking soundtrack.
1 hour later, it is not go time. Go time didn’t happen, there were no rockets (except the one maybe we think we’re not sure) and we’re adults and we don’t do drama. Get back to your jobs and BUY MORE PRODUCT!
PS: C-Ko’s teacher has got it going on.