You laugh, you lose.
The★Rickmeister 
Stormlight Archivist📔
So EA’s CEO looks like the villain form Mirror’s Edge.
And on another note
And on another note
Pilot Solaris 
Too easy.
@teslakana
>“I f*cked your mom”
If some dumb kid ever tries insulting me like that in an online game, I’ll call my actual mother in, ask her if she’s ever had sex with anyone other than my dad, and when she says, “No” and asks why, I’ll say, “Because some dumb kid has no concept of originality or what constitutes as “funny” and needs to be taught a lesson about the true nature of original comedy.”
>“I f*cked your mom”
If some dumb kid ever tries insulting me like that in an online game, I’ll call my actual mother in, ask her if she’s ever had sex with anyone other than my dad, and when she says, “No” and asks why, I’ll say, “Because some dumb kid has no concept of originality or what constitutes as “funny” and needs to be taught a lesson about the true nature of original comedy.”
OptimusPrimevil 
Weasel Takes Down World’s Largest Particle Accelerator, Probably Gets Superpowers
My name is Wesley Weasel, and I am the fastest Weasel alive. When I was a kit I saw my mother killed by something impossible, my father went to the pound for her murder, then an accident made me the impossible. To the outside world I’m an ordinary scurrying Weasel, but secretly I use my speed to fight animals and find other Weasels like me, and one day, I’ll find who killed my mother and get justice for my father. I am the THE WEASEL!
My name is Wesley Weasel and I am the Fastest Weasel Alive. To the outside world I’m an ordinary scurrying weasel, but secretly with the help of my friends at CERN I fight animals and find other weasels like me.
I hunted down the weasel that killed my mother but in doing so I opened up our world to new threats, and I am the only one fast enough to stop them. I am #THE #WEASEL!
My name is Wesley Weasel, and I am the fastest Weasel alive. When I was a kit I saw my mother killed by something impossible, my father went to the pound for her murder, then an accident made me the impossible. To the outside world I’m an ordinary scurrying Weasel, but secretly I use my speed to fight animals and find other Weasels like me, and one day, I’ll find who killed my mother and get justice for my father. I am the THE WEASEL!
My name is Wesley Weasel and I am the Fastest Weasel Alive. To the outside world I’m an ordinary scurrying weasel, but secretly with the help of my friends at CERN I fight animals and find other weasels like me.
I hunted down the weasel that killed my mother but in doing so I opened up our world to new threats, and I am the only one fast enough to stop them. I am #THE #WEASEL!
Scrabbleman 
[screams in German]
@DanielTepesKraus
Terminator sees dog
“Must eliminate John Connor…”
“We’re running low on supplies and men. John, what should do?”
“Bark!”
“Are you sure? That sounds risky…”
“Rrr…”
“Alright, alright! You’ve made your point. Men, we’re moving out in 0800 hours!”
Terminator sees dog
“Must eliminate John Connor…”
“We’re running low on supplies and men. John, what should do?”
“Bark!”
“Are you sure? That sounds risky…”
“Rrr…”
“Alright, alright! You’ve made your point. Men, we’re moving out in 0800 hours!”
DanielTepesKraus 
will return
anyone here ever had a bike stolen? this will make it all better.
EXPLODING AIRBAG BAIT BIKE PRANK!!
EXPLODING AIRBAG BAIT BIKE PRANK!!
OptimusPrimevil
@DanielTepesKraus
is it bad the i symphatize more with the wannabe thieves more than the d-bags behind the prank?
they did it more for the lolz than for justice.
is it bad the i symphatize more with the wannabe thieves more than the d-bags behind the prank?
they did it more for the lolz than for justice.
DanielTepesKraus
will return
@OptimusPrimevil
a good deed done with selfish intentions is still a good deed.
perhaps the prank hoverboard is more to your taste? that guy at the end? yes he certainly did just find the sickest hoverboard.
a good deed done with selfish intentions is still a good deed.
perhaps the prank hoverboard is more to your taste? that guy at the end? yes he certainly did just find the sickest hoverboard.
OptimusPrimevil
@DanielTepesKraus
nah, pranks that are deliberately designed to hurt ain’t really my thing.
and that background music is horrible
nah, pranks that are deliberately designed to hurt ain’t really my thing.
and that background music is horrible
DanielTepesKraus
will return
@OptimusPrimevil
when it’s literally 100% their fault though they have it coming. it’s like people here who get banned and then whine about having been banned.
when it’s literally 100% their fault though they have it coming. it’s like people here who get banned and then whine about having been banned.
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