You laugh, you lose.

Cats are such klutz  

this goes beyond “funny” to the point of being gospel truth, but damned if it didn’t still make me chuckle.  

@DanielTepesKraus  
well that’s… half right.
 
more like  
IF  
dead guy = black  
THEN  
blame ’white man system” instigate “pretest” that are really riots  
IF ELSE  
THEN  
blame Guns AND the poor gun control of the ‘white man system’

@DanielTepesKraus  
i wonder what fox’s would say?

@angrybrony  
something like  

@angrybrony  
this

@SquiggyBomb  
that’s from japan isn’t it?

@SquiggyBomb  
I always feel weird about dick shaped food. On the one hand, I both like dicks in my mouth and I like food, on the other hand… biting dicks is not great.

@angrybrony  
Where else?

@HJSDGCE  
i’m afraid to ask why someone would make that cus i know the answers would just more question.

@gasmaskangel
 
I’d bite into those. I don’t give a fuck.

@teslakana  
Aw, come on, man.

@teslakana  

if you’re indecisive about who to vote for in the us presidential election, may i present to you dillary clump:  

@DanielTepesKraus  
Are you trying to kill us?

@DanielTepesKraus
 
Nothing has successfully killed me yet.

Meanwhile, in Texas:
 
Runaway Cow Leads Stephenville Police On Chase

@DanielTepesKraus  
Hah! Bull turds. Not only is that not how medicine/abortion works (they’re called contraceptives, by the way), but that’s not how hospitals work, that’s not how nurses/doctors work (would have killed the baby and have been liable for a Malpractice suit), and THAT’S NOT HOW BABIES WORK! GOOD NIGHT! (These idiots with their clickbait BS inspirational messages… Snopes should be required reading now)
 
By the way, I’m not dead yet because I’m not frelling stupid.

@Pilot Solaris  
(chill, it’s a pretty exaggerated parody of usual FB posts on the subject)