Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

The two girlfriends are Yandere and they murder you

I wish for a Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausf. G

@Vulcan
I wish for a never-ending supply of my favorite food.

It crushes you under its weight.

I wish I could feel happy with with my friends again.

You and your friends feel perpetually happy, and you mutter while grinning, “I wish I could feel other things.”

I wish for a cookie.

It’s a fat free cookie.

I wish I were God.

You become God of the Dust Mite Planet.
At least, you now have a loyal following of dust mites.

I would like a sandwich.

it’s stale

i wish I was not terrified of driving real vehicles

You were afraid because your driving skills get you in a collision.

I wish I could cure my body dysmorphic disorder.

it’s a weekly pill that makes your body how you envision yourself but you’re allergic to it(like rashes)

I wish I could travel with the doctor (doctor who)

@zomboss91111
It’s Doctor Jones from Cleveland.

I wish for an ice cream.

It’s melted.

I wish to buy more comms for my friends.

@Zaknel
(What are comms?)

@Zaknel
Your bank account doesn’t have enough in it after you buy those comms.

I want a job.

@Beau Skunky
(Most likely short for “commission.”)

Its McDonald’s

I wish my cat would stop abusing me

your cat dies from ligma.

I wish i was rich.

you robbed a bank for the money and the cops are on the way

i wish draw worth a shit

you are an amazing artist, but you can only draw faeces.

I wish i can travel through time at will.

(gross)
you control when you do it but you dont control where or when you end up

i wish i had better creativity that gave origailish ideas