You want a shit movie? I can tell you a shit movie. A shit movie that’s haunted me since the day I first saw it. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, a shitty animated cartoon based upon the a meh Christmas song with retarded jokes, shitty story trends, annoying characters, a moral that doesn’t make any fucking sense, and songs that make me feel like jamming a power drill in my skull.
Another pile of trash is The Nite B 4 Christmas, a racist flick with reused footage galore, poor characterization, awful animation, an even DUMBER story than GGROBaR, dated jokes, and the gall to insult timeless ideas as stupid and old-hat.
As you may guess, for every Peanuts or Garfield special comes a shoddily produced animation trying to cash in on the season. Hallelujah and holy shit, where’s the Tylenol?