@Background Pony #2EFB
 
Not bad, Mr. Andrew. Not bad at all.
 

Me: Uh celestia…  
Celestia: What?  
Me:What’s with the look?  
Celestia: Will you be my special somepony?  
Me: Sorry celestia but I don’t date.  
Celestia: WHAT?!OMG  
Me: I gotta go!  
Celestia pulls me close to her YOU aren’t going anywhere my love.  
Me: But.. mmmmpppphhhh. Celestia: kisses me on the lips Kiss  
Me: [muffled] Luna, help!  
Celestia: andrew relax envelops me in her wings.  
Me: starts to panic Celestia, no sex please.  
Celestia: Don’t worry there won’t be any. All I want is for you to spend a night with me.  
Me: Why? Celestia: Why? Because I love you andrew.  
Me: Really?  
Celestia: Yes. Now come, its time for us to get ready for bed.  
Celestia: Sweeet dreams my love.Cuddling up with someone close… turns out light  
Me turns to face her & holds her Oh celestia. Kiss :hug:  
Celestia: mhmm.  
Me: I’ll never leave your side.  
Celestia: I know.

I’d do whatever she wanted

Celestia: Snuggle with me my human  
Me: Yes, my princess

@Background Pony #9039  

 
That it was quite an interesting dream. That Jim Carrey just had.

@raw19  

@raw19  
Also, what are you implying with that gif?  
That you’ve been rendered immune to diabetes with that comment?

@raw19  
Probably the most horrible thing I’ve written, though I did do it in 2 minutes, including rough.  
Still, I don’t regret it.

@Background Pony #9039
 

“Um, Tia?”  
“Yes?”  
“Do you mind if you get off of me?”  
Celly gets off of me  
Suddenly gets into the covers  
Celly: “What’s your name?”  
“John” (notice this is actually not real name and just a placeholder)  
Me: gets lost in her adorable face, soothing voice and that oh-so soft and cuddly and fluffy marshmallow body  
Tia: “John?”  
“Yes, your cuteness?”  
can’t believe I just said that  
Tia blushes “Y-you really think I’m cute?” and giggles softly  
by Fyre-fly this is cute  
Tia pulls me close and hugs me  
Me: “N’aawwwww, Celly”  
Celly: “Do you like this?”  
“Yes”  
Her Cuteness wraps her wings around me  
Me: “Now I’m LOVING this!”  
Celly nuzzles her head on my hair “giggles Such a soft mane.”  
Me: “This just can’t get any cuter than this.”  
the controller of what is essentially a gazillion-ton nuclear bomb PURRS.  
Me: gets so much diabetes I’ve been rendered immune to it “HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG”  
cherry on top is Celly stroking my back  
Celly: “shhh. Just rest your heart and soul now in my embrace.”  
Me: “Awww, so sweet. nuzzles her chest fluff affectionately Widlle Celly-poo. Who’s the cutest widdle princess?”  
Celly-poo: blushes uncontrolably “I am.”  
Me: “good night, angel.”  
Celly: “Sleep well.”  
Me: falls asleep, happy that Celestia is now snuggling me  
Celly: softly “My little sweetheart. My widdle snuggly-wuggly smoochy-woochy widdle foxy-poo.”  
lays a kiss on my cheek

@Background Pony #E4F9  

 
Indeed. She’d probably think you were into the rough stuff and start looking like this:
 

**hug her then ask her kindly to lay next to me and not on me **

@Nosfrat  
You do realize that as a mythological god three times your size she probably is like half a ton

I want to say I’d smack her out of sheer surprise but I know if I did that her expression would change VERY quickly.

I’d shove her off of me and then run. Run very far away.

Um….Celestia? …Can i help you with something?

ignore

@Talos  
She’s here for your D.

I’d run away

Say hello and ask why she is here

I’d pound dat ass

Ask he what she want.

Put my book/tablet aside, pull her head down to my chest and hug her while asking her why she came to my little corner of nowhere.

“What are we going to do on the bed Celestia?”