Run. Run as fast as I can, and hope my girlfriend doesn’t find out.
 
I like my balls exactly where they are, thank you.

Large weight?
 
Are you implying the princess is fat?
 
Because she works hard to maintain that figure.

I would become Anon in Celestia.

Hug, make out, then make love.

Assuming I can still breath and my bones aren’t breaking under her weight, I’d probably scratch her behind the ears.

“….We gonna fuck or what?”

jeezus what do you fucking think?

go not now am reading