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Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 60
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 59
Background Pony #03F9
Parole Officer: Is there ANYTHING we can do to help you??
Deputy Mare: …..yes…yes you can….I need you to head to the armoury…pronto!
Parole Officer:…What do you need, Deputy?
Deputy Mare: …….gadgets—and gear––LOTS and LOTS of gear…
Hitch Trailblazer: What if Zephyr Heights and Bridlewood are in danger, too? This is too much! How are we supposed to do this on our own?
Sunny Starscout: We’re not on our own. Opaline’s not the only pony with dragons on her side!
Toots: So, uh… what’d you come up with?
[bubblegum pops]
Parole Officer: Is there ANYTHING we can do to help you??
Deputy Mare: …..yes…yes you can….I need you to head to the armoury…pronto!
Parole Officer:…What do you need, Deputy?
Deputy Mare: …….gadgets—and gear––LOTS and LOTS of gear…
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 58
Background Pony #03F9
Izzy Moonbow: Oh! Oh! Me! I do! Here’s what we’re gonna need –
Deputy Mare: If this involves one of your crazy disguises, I’m throwing you into the bay!Izzy Moonbow: — two bathtubs full of glimmerberry jam, a stick of bubble gum, and exactly sixteen cases of assorted craft supplies!
Colt Twin: ALSO, we need a BIG GIANT PINATA HORSE—!
Filly Twin: And a buttload of firecrackers from last Winter Wish day!!Izzy Moonbow: This ain’t gonna be easy, but if we time it juuuuust right, then we’re gonna—!
Professor: THAT has got to be the most STUPIDEST plan I had ever heard of!!Sunny Starscout: That is… an option. [nervous laughter] Any other ideas?
Professor: Particularly from somepony WITH a working brain this time??Do you have one, Professor??
Professor: I have been working on a special device that could neutralize any magic, even powerful alicorn magic, based off the old blueprint archives left by my old man…
Though, based on my calculations…it’s only a temporary measure, considering the amount of energy she has accrued during her campaign
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 57
Background Pony #03F9
Zipp Storm: We need to figure out how Opaline is stealing the cutie marks.
Inspector Sandshoe: AND how she use that fancy spell to go from magic tree to magic tree!
Pipp Petals: And we need to do it before she comes back here and finishes the job!
[whimpers about her own cutie mark]
Butler: I KNOW––what if we set a special sort of TRAP?? Like—something sticky or—something that can knock the wind out of her??
Professor: And then what?? Even if we managed to stun her, how are we going to stop her from using her magic to free herself like last time??
Deputy Mare: ….We DON’T…because this will be the LAST time she ever sets hoof in THIS TOWN!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 56
LordFlareon 
Izzy Moonbow: Oh! Oh! Me! I do! Here’s what we’re gonna need –
Deputy Mare: If this involves one of your crazy disguises, I’m throwing you into the bay!Izzy Moonbow: — two bathtubs full of glimmerberry jam, a stick of bubble gum, and exactly sixteen cases of assorted craft supplies!
Colt Twin: ALSO, we need a BIG GIANT PINATA HORSE—!
Filly Twin: And a buttload of firecrackers from last Winter Wish day!!Izzy Moonbow: This ain’t gonna be easy, but if we time it juuuuust right, then we’re gonna—!
Professor: THAT has got to be the most STUPIDEST plan I had ever heard of!!Sunny Starscout: That is… an option. [nervous laughter] Any other ideas?
Professor: Particularly from somepony WITH a working brain this time??
Do you have one, Professor??
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 55
Background Pony #03F9
Deputy Mare: If this involves one of your crazy disguises, I’m throwing you into the bay!
Colt Twin: ALSO, we need a BIG GIANT PINATA HORSE—!
Filly Twin: And a buttload of firecrackers from last Winter Wish day!!
Professor: THAT has got to be the most STUPIDEST plan I had ever heard of!!
Professor: Particularly from somepony WITH a working brain this time??
Izzy Moonbow: Oh! Oh! Me! I do! Here’s what we’re gonna need –
Deputy Mare: If this involves one of your crazy disguises, I’m throwing you into the bay!
Izzy Moonbow: — two bathtubs full of glimmerberry jam, a stick of bubble gum, and exactly sixteen cases of assorted craft supplies!
Colt Twin: ALSO, we need a BIG GIANT PINATA HORSE—!
Filly Twin: And a buttload of firecrackers from last Winter Wish day!!
Izzy Moonbow: This ain’t gonna be easy, but if we time it juuuuust right, then we’re gonna—!
Professor: THAT has got to be the most STUPIDEST plan I had ever heard of!!
Sunny Starscout: That is… an option. [nervous laughter] Any other ideas?
Professor: Particularly from somepony WITH a working brain this time??
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 54
Background Pony #03F9
Professor: Yeah––we’re uhhh kind of working on that….we just need to head to the police station and––draw it out first…
Professor: WHY ARE YOU ASKING US??!! You’re the “LEADER of ALL ponies”, Miss Starscout!!
Rocky Riff: We’ll do our part. But how are you gonna stop Opaline? Do you have a plan?
Sunny Starscout: A plan? Uh, of course! Absolutely!
Professor: Yeah––we’re uhhh kind of working on that….we just need to head to the police station and––draw it out first…
(Sunny gathers the rest of the Mane 6)
Sunny Starscout: Okay, who has a plan?
Professor: WHY ARE YOU ASKING US??!! You’re the “LEADER of ALL ponies”, Miss Starscout!!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 53
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 52
Background Pony #03F9
Parole Officer: This footage is too corrupted to view. We’ll have to process this later back at the station… (Confiscates phone temporarily)
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 51
Background Pony #03F9
Izzy Moonbow: Yeah! You’re powerful ponies! Any one of you could kick a door off its hinges in two and a half tries!
Colt Twin: At first if there is no success
Filly Twin: …do it ALL over again!!
Pipp Petals: That is… oddly specific.
Izzy Moonbow: Thank you very much!
Butler: That sounded like you had once broken and entered into a couple houses beforehoof…
Deputy Mare: I’m going to have to interview you after we’re done with Opaline, Miss Moonbow…
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 50
Background Pony #6685
I have evidence right here on my phone. Look. (shows Deputy the footage I recorded)
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 49
Background Pony #03F9
Deputy Mare: This is no time to be spreading rumours! Unless you have hardcore solid evidence to back that up, we cannot accept any intelligence based on hearsay or gossip!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 48
Background Pony #03F9
Rebel Mare: She’s the reason why it took so long to achieve her cutie mark after all these years—and why she couldn’t make any true friends until now…
Rebel Mare: You may had already lost your spark, but with the right touch, it can be re-ignited again…
Professor: Not even a fiery tentacle monster with a hunger for marked flanks!
Misty: Look, I know Opaline. She’s awful. She kept me locked in her lair for moons.
Rebel Mare: She’s the reason why it took so long to achieve her cutie mark after all these years—and why she couldn’t make any true friends until now…
Misty Brightdawn: But I survived all of it. Even without a cutie mark. Yes, your cutie marks are special. But they’re not the only thing that makes you special.
Rebel Mare: You may had already lost your spark, but with the right touch, it can be re-ignited again…
Misty Brightdawn: And nopony can take away what makes you special on the inside.
Professor: Not even a fiery tentacle monster with a hunger for marked flanks!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 47
Background Pony #FE0A
We’ll do our best to stop Opaline, together. She’s not getting away with this, nor is Fire-horn. In fact, while I was spying on them, I found that Fire-horn has transformed into Lava-horn.
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 46
Background Pony #03F9
Plume: If they mess with ONE of us—then they messed with ALL of us!!!
Parole Officer: Come out there, ya dang coward!! Unless you don’t wanna be re-deputized back in the force in exchange for your commuted parole sentencing…
Misty: Yes. You can. I know it doesn’t feel like it right now, but you all have something to offer. You’re all smart and brave and kind. I’ve seen you.
Misty: Any of you would do anything to help your fellow pony. Even you, Sprout.
Plume: If they mess with ONE of us—then they messed with ALL of us!!!
Sprout: Really? Aww!
Parole Officer: Come out there, ya dang coward!! Unless you don’t wanna be re-deputized back in the force in exchange for your commuted parole sentencing…
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 45
Background Pony #FE0A
I agree. Opaline’s dangerous, and as a matter of fact, she’s the reason why you ponies panicked.
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 44
Background Pony #03F9
Deputy Mare: I want everypony to stay focus on tackling the problem head on! We are not going to let mob mentality and hysteria impact our chances of surviving against Opaline!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 43
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 42
Background Pony #03F9
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 41
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 40
LordFlareon
Jazz Hooves: I’m just gonna say it… We’re doooooomed!
(Parole Officer grabs Jazz by her neck and slaps her face around multiple times)
Parole Officer: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF AND ACT LIKE A GROWN MARE!![Everypony continues on screaming]
Parole Officer: UUGGGGGHHH, it’s morons like these that makes me wonder why I even bother taking up the job to protect this tiny town…
Deputy Mare: Tell me about it…
So let me get this straight: if we panic, you get frustrated. And if we don’t panic, you still get frustrated!
What do you want from us?!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 39
Background Pony #03F9
Zipp Storm: So she found a way into Maretime Bay through the tree. [gasps] If she broke through Twilight’s protection spell, that means… she could be back to finish the job at any moment!Rocky Riff: Everypony and everything could be in real danger!Professor: How in the hay are we gonna catch up to her if she keeps making like a tree and leave??!Sunny Starscout: You’re right! Even the Unity Crystals!Foster Twins: OHH NOOOOOO!!!!!Professor: OHHH MAAANNEEE!! I hope my anti-alicorn defense systems were strong enough to at least repel her from the Brighthouse![Izzy Moonbow and Misty gasp][Seashell, Glory, and Peach Fizz gasp][Toots and Sweets remain silent, bubblegum pops]Deputy Mare: ––S-s-s-seriously??? NOTHING??!! Those crystals are the reasons you ponies can fly, levitate and grow plants, you idiots!!WE KNOW!
Professor: So quit acting like you don’t!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 38
Background Pony #03F9
Parole Officer: Sheriff’s right, everypony! What if the evil alicorn that you humiliated online comes back to take us ALL down for revenge?!!
Deputy Mare: Running around in circles screaming isn’t going to save you OR your friends and families!! From now on, anypony who volunteers to protect this tree will be automatically deputized for the time being!!
Parole Officer: We thought she was a cosplayer when she appeared back during Nightmare Night! We didn’t know she was a wanted fugitive until now!
Professor: Horsefeathers! That means she must already know the layout of the town! We gotta be prepared to take her out the moment she steps hoof in this town!
Parole Officer: You don’t need cutie marks to learn how to swing a baton or operate a tazer!
Deputy Mare: Or bash ponies with a riot shield or hog-tie them like cattle!
Hitch Trailblazer: Wait, everypony! Come back! We need all hooves on deck here protecting this tree!
Parole Officer: Sheriff’s right, everypony! What if the evil alicorn that you humiliated online comes back to take us ALL down for revenge?!!
Deputy Mare: Running around in circles screaming isn’t going to save you OR your friends and families!! From now on, anypony who volunteers to protect this tree will be automatically deputized for the time being!!
…..wait, did you just say…SHE CAME HERE BEFORE?!! And you DIDN’T told us about it?!
Parole Officer: We thought she was a cosplayer when she appeared back during Nightmare Night! We didn’t know she was a wanted fugitive until now!
Professor: Horsefeathers! That means she must already know the layout of the town! We gotta be prepared to take her out the moment she steps hoof in this town!
Toots: But without our cutie marks, we’re not ourselves! We can’t protect anything! Ugh!
Parole Officer: You don’t need cutie marks to learn how to swing a baton or operate a tazer!
Deputy Mare: Or bash ponies with a riot shield or hog-tie them like cattle!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 37
LordFlareon
Zipp Storm: So she found a way into Maretime Bay through the tree. [gasps] If she broke through Twilight’s protection spell, that means… she could be back to finish the job at any moment!Rocky Riff: Everypony and everything could be in real danger!Professor: How in the hay are we gonna catch up to her if she keeps making like a tree and leave??!Sunny Starscout: You’re right! Even the Unity Crystals!Foster Twins: OHH NOOOOOO!!!!!Professor: OHHH MAAANNEEE!! I hope my anti-alicorn defense systems were strong enough to at least repel her from the Brighthouse![Izzy Moonbow and Misty gasp][Seashell, Glory, and Peach Fizz gasp][Toots and Sweets remain silent, bubblegum pops]Deputy Mare: ––S-s-s-seriously??? NOTHING??!! Those crystals are the reasons you ponies can fly, levitate and grow plants, you idiots!!
WE KNOW!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (A) - Mane 6 returns to Equestria » Post 36
Background Pony #03F9
(Parole Officer grabs Jazz by her neck and slaps her face around multiple times)
Parole Officer: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF AND ACT LIKE A GROWN MARE!!
Parole Officer: UUGGGGGHHH, it’s morons like these that makes me wonder why I even bother taking up the job to protect this tiny town…
Deputy Mare: Tell me about it…
Jazz Hooves: I’m just gonna say it… We’re doooooomed!
(Parole Officer grabs Jazz by her neck and slaps her face around multiple times)
Parole Officer: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF AND ACT LIKE A GROWN MARE!!
[Everypony continues on screaming]
Parole Officer: UUGGGGGHHH, it’s morons like these that makes me wonder why I even bother taking up the job to protect this tiny town…
Deputy Mare: Tell me about it…
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