“Alright, so how do I make sure you don’t…spoil?”
 
“Just pwace me on the fwying pan wike a wegulaa egg. Wonce I’m fwied, I’m safe fwom mowdy, icky, smewwy things.”
 
“Why can’t I just leave you uncooked?”
 
“I’m not mweant to be gooey. If you weave me uncooked, I’ww mwewt away. And I dow’t wawwa mwewt, it’s scawy.”
 
“(sigh)”
 
(click-click-click, FWOOSH, SPLAT!)
 
“How long do I have to do this for?”
 
“Two mwinutes, mwista. Oh, I fowgot to awsk: Waw’s your nwame?”
 
“Generic Messy-Haired Anime Anon.”
 
“Waw’s a big nwame.”
 
“Which is why I usually just go by my initals, ‘GMHAA’.”
 
“Okay, mwista! Hey, whewe awe you gwoing?”
 
“To get some oatmeal. I clearly can’t have eggs this morning…”

@Background Pony #E163  
Yes :P

What came first, the egg pony or the chicken pony?

Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters

@Badumsquish  
Strange answer, but I’ll shut up and take it anyway.

@Tristan G  
These ones specifically aren’t food in the first place. They’re just slimes that reproduce with eggs they slip into the nests of birds who keep them warm for them :D

Do you think they have ways to separate the normal food from the food ponies? Or ever will?

@sectoid  
G’dammit!  
I remember that particular cover so well.

at this point a saw it coming.

@Background Pony #E00A  
You’ve been posting name suggestions for OCs on a lot of images, and you’re starting to piss people off - please dial it back a little.

This picture heavily reminds me of a certain Goosebumps book.  

Name: Sunny Side

Is this Scootaloo’s first form?

@Badumsquish
 
You win
 
@Creepa-Bot Inc.
 
A reference to a hilarious show called Venture Bros

@Badumsquish  
…..I, uh……..don’t know what that is.

@Creepa-Bot Inc.  

Why do I just…..sigh Just ignore me.

Гомункул

@CobaltTheMadMage  
Freakin’ smartyay…

@Silent Wing  
Yes.

@ShimmeringStallion  
Making complete fools of ourselves or making others laugh?

@Silent Wing  
It’s what we do!
 

@BinaryPony  
When people see this thread, they might laugh.

@ShimmeringStallion  

@Silent Wing  
So… kiss your flank good-bye! *kaboom!*