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The fun pretty much stopped as soon as I got out of high school; now I’m 27, working in a candy factory to try and pay the damn electric bill before they shut it off again xD .
Welcome to adulthood. The fun stops here.
Edited
That too xD .
Seriously though, I don’t want to derail too many threads in a row, so let’s try and get this back on track. I derail stuff too often when I get drunk / just randomly have fun.
It feels really weird being the fun police to myself xD .
Or Youtube…
Animal Planet, brah. If there is such a video, it’s probably on that channel.
No, they still performed beautifully; lions can’t play instruments, after all…
… there’s gotta be a video or twenty of lions playing instruments somehow.
They were known, however, to travel in quartets along with other wild musicians with whom they could mutually benefit. For example, the wild trumpeter was able to frighten some predators away with their greater volume, while the flutists were more skilled at luring prey in with their deceptively cheery tunes.
All in all though, the quartets tended to perform poorly against predators and trappers boasting greater numbers. You know, numbers greater than 4.
The never travelled in packs… only on sections.
Haven’t you ever seen wild stringed instrument musicians roaming about in the African savanna? They almost went extinct due to overtrapping in the 1950s, which would have had a terrible impact upon the lion population as well.
Lions love the taste of violinists and cellists. It’s a scientific fact.
But there IS a lion-picture in the background… good… good… I suppose it follows you around, then…
Almost, though admittedly, I can’t grow a mustache to save my life.
Subtract 20 pounds and add John Lennon’s hair and you’ve got me. Also subtract the military training.
Edited because: Army
At least now we have a slight idea of what you look like.
your current filter.So graceful…
If I could play the piano like that, I’d be a proud man.
Unfortunately, I’m only versed in violin and cello… which, if played in the style aforementioned… well, that would hurt. A lot. Can you imagine the amount of cream you’d need to alleviate the chaffing? I mean, my God, man, talk about cockburn.
Sometimes I’m surprised by the amount of fun I have here. Thanks, yo =) .
As popular philosophers and Eurobeat band LITTLE BIG once sang, “My dick’s so big, at any place, in can distort ze time and space”.
Even now, so ahead of their time… (Link is NSFW)
Edited because: Spoiler tag added, and warning.
Only about as much as being thrust, groin first, into the screaming temporal maelstrom of the time stream.
Doesn’t that hurt?
“At this exact moment, my dick is traveling 300,000 light years through spacetime.”
Or the Stargate while it’s in use…