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Background Pony #10BC
@Otterhand  
Well, that depends on what kind of reality you wake up to.
 
It could be any one of those 6 scenes that you wake up to:
 
You wake up from the dream to see that…
 
  1. Pinkie’s not here at all and you see a empty spot on the side of the bed. Result: Reality Sucks.
     
  2. Pinkie’s not here at all and you’re hugging one of your bed pillows. Result: Reality Sucks.
     
  3. Pinkie’s not here at all and you’re hugging a piece of your bed sheet all crumbled up in your arms. Result: Reality Sucks.
     
  4. Pinkie’s not here at all but in her place you’re hugging your dog who is cuddled up right besides you. Result: Reality is Very Fuzzy, Warm, Soft and Very Nice.
     
  5. Pinkie’s not here at all but in her place you’re hugging your soon to be wife who is cuddled up right besides you. Result: Reality is Awesome… That is, until your wife gets pregnant then Your Reality has just become an Real Nightmare.
     
  6. Pinkie’s not here at all and in her place you’re holding a sex pillow or a blow up sex doll. Result: …Really? That’s pathetic and you should be ashamed and feel sorry of yourself for doing that.
     
    Personally, I’d pick number #4 since it’s the very best Reality to wake up to. You just can’t beat waking up to find your dog sleeping and cuddled up next to you on your bed. Nothing beats that kind of reality. Nothing.
     
    Yes, number #6 was put in there as an joke. But if you were really doing that, then Tsk, tsk, tsk…
Background Pony #5A2F
Headcanon: Pinkie’s still there; she just jolted up to the ceiling when the alarm went off.
Background Pony #1008
In your dream, you cuddle Pinkie at 5:59.
 
 
…yet in reality, Pinkie wake up much earlier.