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The cuteness threatens to cause mass extinctions thanks to all the concentrated cute it holds in one area.
The cows can climb now? They’re in the trees?!
My God, cows.
Acorn Hoarders? I was talking about Cows!!!
Coming to theaters this Halloween. As you watched them, you thought that they were just cute little acorn hoarders. What you didn’t know, is that they were also watching you. Always watching. Maybe, planning. But what are they planning? Planning against [dramatic pause] you?
“They’re in the Trees”.
…
We promise it won’t be a documentary film this time.
“Coast looks clear… but I feel… watched… They’re in THE TREES, OH MY GOD THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!!”
“Hello there, welcome to my squirrel farm, let me show you aroun~ @#$&, THEY’RE CLIMBING OVER THE FENCES AGAIN!”
(\ You have my thanks.
Also, squirrels are far more difficult to catch, which is, indeed, why they aren’t caught more often and used as food. You’d be more likely to see a man eating worms!
They’re good for you!
Interesting pictures inspire interesting journeys.
Well, that and I love a good talk about essentially nothing =D .
@ShimmeringStallion
Which brings me to the high-five I owe you.
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Or hoof, as the case may be.
Not meant to get mad or anything, just wondering the Seinfeldian conversation walk we took to get here.
My bad.
Too lean and skinny, plus irritating to catch. Rabbits just hide in holes and can be flushed out with a dog or a ferret or putting your foot in. If a squirrel’s in a tree, I suppose the effort’s just too much. That’s just my guess. How did we even arrive at this conversation?
Too fast? Too ratlike? Too nutty?
I’ve often wondered why people don’t eat squirrel. We have no problem eating rabbit so why not the bushy tailed relative?
On the contrary, my friend, they’re very professional when it comes to racism, chugging corn whiskey, and eating squirrels.
Fun Fact: Squirrel isn’t that bad.
Professionalism isn’t important to everyone…
Just ask rednecks!
It would be unprofessional of them to slander her good name and say otherwise.
And if you asked others?
She’s Ms. Harshwhinny, yo. She’s a professional at professionalism.
If you ask her, anyway.
So she’s a professional… does she use Impact Gel?
Yes, I’m well aware “professional” isn’t a profession… but hey: Might as well throw that in!
Cashier:
Sir, do you need any help finding your way around the store?
Blind Man:
Excuse me?
Cashier:
Um, well, I just meant~
Blind Man:
Excuse me, I don’t think you know who you’re speaking to. I’m not just a blind man. I’m a professional, I do this for a living.
Cashier:
…
Blind Man:
Which is to say, yes, I would very much appreciate the help.
Cashier:
…
Blind Man:
Gotcha.
Or for the sake of your profession.
… Unless you’re a professional blind guy or something… in which case, hey: You’ve just set your life in stone!
A public service announcement from your friends at Derpibooru. Don’t carve out your pupils for the sake of your art.
Then you can’t see it anymore, man.
You know, when you’re in a position where you carve out sections of your own pupils just for the sake of your image…
… Say “No”.