Rainbow Dash and me are sharing a romantic moment when Sombra ruins it by shouting “Before you can help a friend on drugs, you must understand that drug alter the way the brain functions!”
 
Thank you Sombra, you magnificent bastard

@Background Pony #7D34  
Cadence: WHAT?

You and Scootaloo share a romantic moment at the gazebo, when Tirek ruins it by shouting, “Before you can help a friend on drugs, you must understand that drugs alter the way the brain functions.”
 
Then, all of a sudden, JonTron walks by and sarcastically says, “I dunno about you, but this is flawless.”

You and Mulia Mild share a romantic moment at the gazebo, when Tirek ruins it by shouting “Cut coupons, Save money!”
 
the perfect date.

Spitfire and I share a romantic moment at the gazebo when Braeburn ruins it by shouting that about 10% of horses die from colic.  
Yes, hello, is this Queen Chrysalis, I have someone who is in desperate need of a dose of death.

Cheerilee and I share a romantic moment, when Braeburn ruins it by shouting, “Cut coupons, save money”.

Me and Cheerilee share a romantic moment at the gazebo, while Discord ruins it by yelling “Spearmint is loaded with vitamins, antioxidants and vital nutrients.”
 
 
How…boring? I…don’t know who to react to this then to just go about my business.

Me and Twilight share a romantic moment when Spike kills the mood by yelling:  
“Spearmint is loaded with vitamins and stuff!”
 
Damnit Spike, why must you always mess things up?

march 23rd. 3
 
And just when i was starting to crack her harsh exterior …
 
Shining you dick …

Okay, me and Cheerilee share the moment, when Mr. Cake shouts “Before you can help a friend on drugs, you must understand that drugs alter the way the brain functions!”

So me and Fluttershy share a romantic moment before braeburn fucks it up by shouting “Taxes are what’s wrong with this country!” like a fucking lunatic.

Little Strongheart? How did that happen. And why would Discord give sensible advice, it doesn’t sound very chaotic.

Luna: Its been quite a while since we last met.  
Me: It really has been, and finally we… hang on a second.
 
Luna: What is there, any kind of disturbance going on?  
Me: I smell Dorito’s, Moutain Dew and kind of italian singing voice.  
Luna: You can smell a voice?  
Discord: I just commited genocide of atleast 10% pony with disease!
 
Me: You have been talking to ducks and pigeons again, haven’t you?  
Discord: They have an exuisite taste of music!

I share a romantic moment with Tia, and Snips goes full retard about coupons or something.
 
Well, hopefully he’ll have to spam his propaganda on the Moon from now on.

@Background Pony #FA31  
No way, May 11 1989 here. Funnily enough I was thinking of career options too. Oh wise Mac.

May 11, 1990
 
Goddammit, Big Mac. Goddammit.

me googoo eyes on zecora last snips yelling apout sparmin yo snips I need you to buy me a cupcake..ya also tell pinkie that “party is life”. sorry snails snip just done goof his life even i wish fluttershy will love me!!! D:>

Yeah, about that. No offense, Snips, but i haven’t seen you pick up a book in the entire time i’ve known you and don’t think anyone else has either.
 
Now, you were saying, Applejack?

@the metal bronyhead  
and then Spike doesn’t listen and ruins it he just burns it with his green flame SPIKE YOU JERK

Spitfire Spike stay away from the pants that are too high tight around the crotch i had my balls kicked once

I and ms. Harshwhinny (shit) share a romantic moment (shit) at the gazebo (shit), when Big Macintosh ruins it by shouting “About 10 percent of horses die from colic!”

Romantic date with Pinkie Pie, then Braeburn comes in and yells “Stay away from pants that are too tight around the crotch area!”  
…..fucking Breaburn

16, Jan, ###2. I can’t comment on the applicability of Spike’s comment if I were snuggling Junebug without violating Rule 7.
 
Before somebody asks “Who’s Junebug”:
 

Romantic moment with Sunset Shimmer is ruined by Big Macintosh shouts “Before you can help a friend on drugs, you must understand that drugs alter the way the brain functions!” …. Okay then.

Romantic moment with Princess Luna is ruined by Braeburn shouting spearmint is loaded with vitamins and stuff. Then he runs off.
 
Meh, I think we shrug that off, by looking condused at eachother, laugh and go right back to what we were doing.