with this fluttercord takes on a horrifying new dimension

I would’ve made him the guidance counselor, but this works so well.

And here I thought I was the only one who thought of this

I’m glad to see someone else has had this thought. I’m still trying to work on an appropriate place to put him into my self-insert when I get to Equestria Girls.

Looks more like a homeless guy  
which also works

I still like my idea of Discord being head of the science department and former principal, who graciously stepped down to let his niece fill the role, entirely of his own free will.  
That being said, janitor Discord does work very well.
 
@Zennistrad  
No wonder he’s friends with Fluttershy. Probably gave her pet-smuggling tips in her freshman year.

That’s… actually pretty creepy
 
Carnifex is pretty good with the Equestria girls stuff, I gotta say.

Looks like Filch, acts like the Janitor from Scrubs.

@PonyPon
 
For those too lazy to look it up:
 
“i dunno where i picked up the idea of discord as a caretaker, but it just seems to fit so well. imagine him bursting into class because he has to fix something or other and manages to spray everyone with a fire extinguisher in the process. or he manages to cut the electricity in the entire building. the teachers are livid.
 
the only one who seems to get along with him is fluttershy. maybe cause some of his countless pockets - or “pocket dimensions of chaos” as he likes to call them - contain live animals. you don’t wanna know what else is in there.
 
his eyes are slightly yellow from all the cleaning agents he’s had to handle over the years.
 
some speculate that he is an old friend of principal celestia - i mean how else did he get the job? just look at him…”

@Sorait  
Does this mean Discord is just the slave of the Blood Eyed Cat of Security?

Creepy old janitor Discord.  
That fits extremely well.

Nice job.

…God he looks creepy.

Pretty solid backstory for him in the source.