Excuse me ma’am, but where are the hooks?

Convenient, because you’re quite the catch.

@PaulAsaran
Funny, that’s the same PFP I’ve used for my computer’s account login for… dayum, twelve years now I think.

Damn, the Bass Pro Shops shirt looks good on her.

Lore Inspired By A Picture Time:

Sirens eat fish, because of course they do. And when in a world full of humans who can still do so, sometimes a siren just wants to have some fish. For nostalgia, for the taste, whatever. But man, it just ain’t as good when you can’t hunt it yourself. Thus did Adagio actually learn how to fish the human way, which wasn’t as good but certainly more fun than having them handed to her on a (literal) silver platter. And hey, the fish really does taste better when you catch it yourself! She got so good that she did, in fact, legit win that bass fishing championship. But she wouldn’t be caught dead in public wearing the shirt (she entered the contest in disguise), so she promptly gave it away to Goodwill.

Four years later. Voices are gone, hard times are here, and clothes are needed. And guess whose old shirt is still hanging at the local Goodwill, conveniently still in her size?

“The shirt was free, OK!”

The attention to detail with the shirt design showing stripped away from too many laundry washes.

@RepentantAnon
I’m preety it’s both want her.

women fear her! fish want her!

She looks cute in it^^

Damn, you even made the tee shirt graphic crack? That’s why you’re the goat.