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The developers had said they nerf all the greek gods and discord with the idw mlp fim comics is low multiversal what can kratos do to kill him?
do one with me and superman next if you can i’m not gonna rush you.
i wonder what it would be like to fight nero from devil may cry? well it would probably go something like this: i was just walking through soul society when i see a man in a red and black jacket beating the ever loving shit out of some soul reapers
Paradox:“nice one asshole.” i respond in a snarky tone.
i then teleport in front of him as he’s about to walk away
???:” get outta my way!”
Paradox:(someone has issues XD)
Paradox:“okay first calm the fuck down, and second calm the FUCK down!”
the man’s arm grows in size and he tries to hit me, but i snap my fingers slowing down time before calmly walking up to the man, and flicking him in the forehead as time restarts, sending him flying about 20 feet
Paradox:“nice arm you got there, so wanna calm down now or later because warning you now later is usually not a good time for me?”
i then teleport towards the man as he gets and swings his sword at me, only for it to bounce off with a clang noise as at the last second i use my magic to block the hit with nanomachines(son).
Paradox:“look if we’re really going to do this shit, first i need to know your name.”
nero:“nero. Now get outta my way or i’ll kick your ass too. Kyrie’s waiting for me.”
Paradox:“okay i get that you want to save your girlfriend and all, but you’re going to make shit get even more fucked up. Now why don’t you calm down, take some deep breaths and then we can help-
Nero screams in rage and charges at me while pulling out red queen, but i summon two gauntlets around my arms before blocking or deflecting most of his hits
thinking quickly i pull out a claymore and slash him a few times before bringing a foot up and kicking him away
Nero counters by grabbing me by the throat with his demon arm and throwing me away, however i recover by curling up into a ball before landing on my feet like a cat while dusting off my red zoot suit(that i forget to bring up that i’m wearing).
nero tries to attack but i teleport behind him and hit him with a german sulpex before taking out a revolver and shooting him 10 times in the stomach, and as he gets up, i pull back my fist before falcon punching him in the chest sending him flying away in a fiery explosion
Paradox:“you know MOST people don’t get up from shit like that, but you’re not most people now are you?”
nero gets back up as his wounds heal before charging and then switching red queen for yamato, but as he gets close i teleport before appearing behind him and hitting him in the head with a metal baseball bat before shooting him a few times with the revolver. he then quickly turns around and grabs the revolver before punching me in the stomach with the demon arm, breaking some of his ribs before kicking me in the face
nero then screams as he activates his devil trigger before making the spiritual giant throw a punch, but i quickly lift a hand up and block it, but it’s just a diversion as he slashes yamato a few times cutting me to pieces. nero turns around and begins to walk away, only to stop as he hears slow clapping. he turns again to see me in one piece clapping my hands
Paradox:“nice try asshole, but it’s gonna take a lot more than that to kill me.”
i snap my fingers slowing down time again before slashing him more times with the claymore before jumping back a few feet and slashing the sword through the air as a black sword beam comes out while yelling “getsuga tensho!”
meanwhile a guy with blonde hair and dressed like a soul reaper got the strange feeling someone was ripping him off
back with the fight nero’s arm increases in size again as he blocks the attack, causing a decent sized explosion but is unable to react as i rush through the smoke and knee him in the face, knocking him away with a bloody nose before i catch him with telekinesis and slam him into the ground a few times
i then pull two katanas and dual wield them before charging as nero switches out yamato for the red queen as he also charges. we trade blows before i teleport behind him, only to teleport again as he tries to grab me and cutting him 15 times. 10 times in the back and 5 times in the front
i reach into my suit and pull out a hummer before throwing it at nero, and as he catches it, i then pull out a rocket launcher and pull the trigger, the explosion sending nero flying
i snap my fingers giving myself bat and dragon wings again before taking flight. nero takes out blue rose and takes aim, shooting at me a few times before i yank the gun out of his hands with telekinesis. he then takes a few steps back before charging.
Paradox:“what the hell are you-OH SHIT”, i respond as nero tackles me out of the air before pulling his demon arm back and punching me, cracking my skull in the process. he then starts punching me repeatedly as my face gets more and more fucked up before throwing one last punch that makes my head explode.
nero then picks my headless body up before throwing it through a building
nero walks off again only to hear a scream of rage and a explosion as i jump out of the building, now a super saiyan
nero:“so you’re a blonde now dipshit, so what~~”
i quickly cut him off as i rush forward and punch him in the chest, sending him flying through a building. as he gets up and activates his devil trigger again i switch the katanas out for a longsword before slashing him 50 times in a row before slashing him 20 times for good measure
nero falls to the ground as he’s literally shooting out blood like a water fountain as i walk over to him. against my better judgement(and by judgement i mean choosing not to be an ass for once) i help him up
Paradox:“so finally decided to calm down yet?”, as i power down and heal my wounds.
nero signed
nero:“i lost.”
Paradox:“yes you did. now don’t worry we’ll be sure to save your girlfriend and bring her back to you safe and sound.”
as nero nodded i then responded with~~
Paradox:“i also won’t bring up the fact that you got your ass kicked by some dumbass in a red suit.”
nero’s response to this is making his demon arm increase in size again before punching me away
i then teleport back to his position before calmly replaying-
Paradox:“oh fuck off asshole.”
i then give him the middle finger before teleporting away
so is it better, or is it worse?
ohh next do one with me and bayonetta.
okay seriously you are so much better at these stories than i am.
honestly i wish i could write stories as good as you, seriously man.
Some of it has been edited to break up the bold sentences. Also changed some of the lines.
Lets turn that into something readable shall we?
“I wonder what would happen if I could warp reality and was up against Kratos? Well it would probably go something like this:
I looked around, seeing all of the dead bodies littered around Mount Olympus
Paradox: Okay, what kind of sadistic asshole would go ahead and do something like-
???: YOU THERE!
I then turned around to see Kratos: The God of War
Kratos: DO YOU HOLD YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO ZEUS!?
Paradox: (I’ll humor him, but I have no doubt this will probably come back to bite me).
I speak up to Kratos
Paradox: Why yes, I do work for Zeus. So what?
Kratos: Then you shall die! All who work for Zeus shall die for what he has done!
Paradox: Yeeeeeah, sorry to tell you this, but your life ends today!
At this point, Kratos pulls out the Blades of Exile and charges at me. Sadly for him, I teleported away, dodging his attacks before reappearing behind him and stabbing him in the back with a combat knife. Kratos rips the blade out before slashing and cutting at me with the Blades
Paradox: Aww man, if I don’t do something fast, this guy’s going to kill me!
I manage to snap my fingers, teleporting away again. Kratos looks around to see me again and charges. Before he could strike me, I point my finger at Kratos and yell…
Paradox: “Galick gun, fire!”
A purple energy beam comes out of my finger and hits Kratos. However, he blocks it with the Golden Fleece, sending the blast back at me. I slam my feet into the ground, jumping very high in the air, dodging the attack before using my magic to give myself dragon and bat wings. Kratos sees me in the air and pulls out the Bow of Apollo, firing arrows at me. I fly away, dodging the arrows, before snapping my fingers, turning the arrows into rabbits and the Bow into a kitten. Kratos looks at his now useless weapon
Kratos: What treachery is-?
Paradox: It’s not treachery, it’s me telling logic to go fuck itself!
I lower myself to the ground and retract my wings before snapping my fingers and summoning a metal spear. I then throw the spear at Kratos. He tries to block it with the Golden Fleece, only to be shocked as the spear pierces his gauntlet and into his shoulder
Kratos: But how-?
Paradox: Like I said: Logic. can. go. FUCK ITSELF!
Kratos pulls out the Blades and the Boots of Hermes, running at me at superhuman speeds. At the last second, I step to the side and stick my foot out, causing him to trip. As he’s on the ground, I snap my fingers, making his Boots disappear in a puff of smoke
Paradox: Troll-face Looks like you’re running out of tricks.
Kratos gets back up and charges at me, swinging the Blades. I snap my fingers, giving me Greed’s ultimate shield, only this one is as hard as Adamantium from the Marvel Universe. I cross my arms, watching as the Blades fail to scratch me even once. I then snap my fingers again, turning the Blades to stone and the chains to snakes
Paradox: Come on dude, just give up!
Kratos jumps back and pulls out the Nemesis Whip and whips me a few times, while occasionally striking me with lightning
Paradox: Okay, now I’m starting to get real tired of this shit…
I snap my fingers, turning the whip into a rope, before using my magic to give myself Roy Mustang’s gloves. I then snap my fingers, blasting Kratos with a dragon made of fire. He tries to block it with the Golden Fleece, but the fire moves around the gauntlet and burns Kratos anyway. I then look at Kratos’s gauntlet and clap my hands twice, causing his Golden Fleece to disappear in a puff of smoke
Paradox: Time to end this!
I then take to the skies. Kratos tries to do this too but I snap my fingers, taking away his wings and making him fall to the ground. Kratos charges towards me and stabs me with the Claws of Hades. Again, sadly for him, I resisted the Claws and got him away from me by headbutting him. I then turn his Claws into oranges. After that, I then use my powers to summon a miniature planet the size of a country before teleporting myself and Kratos on top of it
Kratos: Just what are you? The only one I’ve seen do things like this is Zeus himself!
Paradox: It’s very simple Kratos: I’m a Chimera and this amulet around my neck is what’s giving me so much power! Perhaps you should’ve fought one before on the same level as me before you decided to pick a fight!
Kratos, in an absolute rage, pulls out the Blade of Olympus and attacks me, but he is still unable to penetrate my ultimate shield. I then snap my fingers, teleporting Kratos’s sword away before rushing forward and uppercutting him, knocking him into the air. I snapped my fingers one last time, making a miniature sun devour Kratos
Paradox: Paradox Wins! Fatality, motherfucker!
I then turned around and walked away”
Edited
so anything else you wanna say or is that it?
anything else you want to tell me?
anything else?
Well first, take some notice of other literature of the fictional varity. An example would be like Harry Potter or maybe Redwall. Use Paragraphs, Character Returns. That is the biggest problem. You wrote it less like fiction more like a script. The biggest problem is, the missing character returns. You have Kratos’s Lines end and Paradox’s begin at the very beginning.
Example
Joe: Hello Mac.
Mac: Hello Joe.
also since we’re on the topic: how exactly do you think i should write my stories?
well yeah it’s just that: i didn’t just write this story because the thought of it was interesting i wrote it because kratos wouldn’t last five seconds against a reality warper, i mean my character countering everything kratos throws at him is living proof of that.
also i would write write my fanfics on fanfiction or fimfiction like everyone else but i don’t know how.
Yea, I think most people have just argued about it. I mean there are people who’d say Kratos would win. Some say discord would win. I’m more for Discord but that’s just how I am.
uh sorry i’m a little new to this.
Really dood? You post a Wall of text with absolutely 0 spacing? Please put fan fiction somewhere else.