Professor: OH, look! It’s an old ham radio!
Inspector Mare: Well, spark my coal-gas flame! I hadn’t seen those in awhile ever since I left the burning oil fields!
Deputy Mare: Heh, I remember ol’ uncle scolding you to not play with that radio as he was fixing a gas leak from the stove! We were lucky that you didn’t blew the house!
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