A “Dazzling” Comeback?  
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Adagio: I can’t believe those people at the Starswirled Music Festival have asked us to perform. Especially after… that incident!
 
Sonata: Eh. It wasn’t so bad. Everyone threw free food at us. (Licks lips)
 
Aria: (Annoyed) Okay, seriously. Can you not think of anything other than food anymore?
 
Sonata: Uhhh… hmm…
 
Adagio: Look, can we all just get in the van?! We’ve got a performance schedule to keep.
 
Sonata: Oh. Sure thing.
 
Sonata then opens the big side door of their tour van, but it’s not big enough for her huge, doughy belly and bottom.
 
Sonata: Urrg! Hhhnnnngg! (Pants) Uh, guys? A little help here. This door won’t let me through.
 
Aria: (angry sigh) You can’t be serious right now! (Walks over and starts pushing hard) One of these days I will go! back in time! and block the entrance! to that taco! dimension. That! way, you will have never! gained! this fat ass! (Stops pushing)
 
Adagio: Okay, this isn’t going to work.
 
Aria: Well, how else are we supposed to take Fatty here to the festival?
 
Sonata: Hey!
 
Adagio: (Thinking) Hmm… It’s risky, but I have an idea.
 
A few minutes later, Sonata is laying on her back in a little trailer the others fished out of the garage. Aria has finished tying Sonata’s big belly down with ropes.
 
Sonata: Aria? I don’t know about this. This isn’t really comfortable.
 
Aria: Welp, you made yourself this fat, dumbass. Deal with it.