Spike: why is thorax here? I’m not into stallions
Thorax: shapeshifts into a mare does this work?

Same. I like me some ThoraxSpike

I like how Thorax is here too. At least it’s diversed.

…yes? :P

It’s funny how this joke, turn into drama with shippers, it proves that people can’t take a joke.

@Makarosc
How do you know there’s no age gap between Spike and Gabby? I don’t recall them ever implying her age. For that matter, what about Sweetie Belle and Applebloom, or even Smolder? They all seem like they’d be closer in age than Gabby, unless there was some indicator I missed.

Most of those are WAY too old to be his girlfriend. Gaby is probably the best choice

I think they went with gabby because she’s the only without a serious age gap

Of the choices shown here, my list goes, from top to bottom:
 

Spike, turning his head and looking at them dead serious
 

 

 
 
YES

No one talkin about Starlight, look at her melting face man

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle are missing their cutie marks… meanwhile Thorax is a changedling, Smolder attends the school of friendship, time paradox in the picture.

@Background Pony #27E2  
Nope. Thorax X Ember is where it’s at. Now take that spikexember comment and that pic and shove it up your ass.

@AndresCortez7  
Spike x ember me  

At least ember still has thorax.

These comments scare me |__|

@Invader-Dreji  
The fact that this is the first comment I read shows how much of a good thing it is I don’t dabble into the comments too often. I have a feeling whatever it was you were arguing about wasn’t even related to the pic.

@SpectroKeronian  
I’m not. I just find it funny that people are taking this way too seriously and I thought I’d milk it for what it’s worth, this isn’t politics people, this is a silly little fun cartoon show. As for all the “abuse” claims, guys, Twilight has been hit with more things then any character in Feeling Pinkie Keen, in fact, she should be dead. It’s a cartoon, and one of the last ones to actually involve innocent cartoon slapstick.
 
Anyways, Don’t worry, I’m done with this. I’ve said my two cents. I don’t want to talk about this anymore, so I’m ending this now. Please, have a good week everycreature.

@TheAmazingPeanuts
 
@Invader-Dreji  
It’s a joke guys. Please don’t make it more serious.

@TheAmazingPeanuts  
Fine, but relax. Look, I just don’t like Sparity and I like Spabby, you can’t change my mind, but you can enjoy it. Look I just don’t like the ship(at all) but you can enjoy it. But since I know there will be no endgame ships for the Mane 6(Spike ain’t part of that) I gradually ship him with Gabby. But that’s just me.

@Invader-Dreji
 
@Background Pony #B9E5
 
Rule 6. Do not use multiple accounts if you keep doing that, I will report you.

@Invader-Dreji  
Oh I wanted it gone back in season 5! I’m glad the crush is gone! Or for Peanuts’ sake, if the crush IS still around, at least it doesn’t control him!

@TheAmazingPeanuts  
Calm down.

@Invader-Dreji
 
And yet we don’t care because he’s f**king cartoon character.

People actually believed spike and rarity would end up together. I very much cringe at fanfictions that guilt trip rarity into dating or banging spike like Fyah. Everytime sparity ever happened it was from Spike’s point of view and spike is a fyahing kid Jesus Christ.