“ ‘Sup ponies, bronies and whatever! I’m Pinkie Pool. The Mare with a Mouth! Also known as the ‘The Pie who just won’t die’ (Though I prefer the first one, sounds much classier!)
I’m Equestria’s best mercenary with a taste for Mexicolt food and danger. With an extra side of partying hold the mayo.
No seriously, hold the mayo. I hate mayo.”