Oh to be Twi here

Bad girls need to learn their lesson.

ouch

@Background Pony #34B2
 
There’s actually a why to ‘un-blank’ things. Unread, unlearn, unsee, unfeel… etc.  
It’s simple. All you need is to le…  
Actually, I can’t seem to remember what comes next.
 
And I have a feeling that it’s best for me to not remember whatever it is I seemed to have forgotten.
 
“The more you learn. The less you want to know.”

I wish I could unread some of these comments.

“Either I do this myself or I have to tell your Mom how you misbehaved…and then you’re sure to get the hairbrush, bare bottom. Your choice, Twiley.”

If you got her that angry, just be glad she’s aiming for your butt and not your face.

That’s what you get for spanking Spike Twi.

twilight: i thought this would be arousing i hate this
 
cadence : well i’m enjoying this too much to stop. so suck it up buttercup. i ain’t stoping till my arm gives out

@Background Pony #A845  
the heck

@Background Pony #49A7  
Ok umm… you do know that there was more than just me right? But hey sure, what ever you say my very own little sweetie.  
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It is highly disturbing to know that somewhere a group of ppl are getting off to this image.
 
 
@Mildgyth  
I agree with you. A845, keep that fetish dialogue to your pervert tumblr blog or something.

@WestRail642fan  

 
 
My comment exactly

@Background Pony #A845  
@Adan Druego
 
Please take that to the forums.

@royalbardofequestria93  
Good point, Cadance make it bare butt.

Honey, it’s not even bare butt. Don’t be such a crybaby.

@WestRail642fan  
What’s wrong with them if i may ask you that so very kindly my dear little firend over there?

wtf are these comments?! 😂👌

@Adan Druego  
Twilight Sparkle: Oh & BBBFF i am now old enough to get impregnated & this is not one of my safe days so go ahead give me your child.
 
Shining Armor: W-what! no i-i can’t you are my Sister.
 
Twilight Sparkle: Mom & Dad could do it so we can do it too, now go ahead & implant you child in my womb or i’ll burn all of your comics up.
 
Shining Armor: Gulp, well then here goes nothing, prepare to be a Mommy Twily because here it comes.
 
Twilight Sparkle: I am ready give it to me my love.
 
[10 Minutes Later]
 
Twilight Sparkle: (Rubbing her now pregant belly) You know what BBBFF, it feels so good to be pregnant.
 
Shining Armor: I can’t belive that i impregnated my own Little Sister, if Cadance finds out about this she is going to spank us both.
 
Cadance: Oh belive me i will.
 
Shining Sparkle: Cadance! How long has?
 
Cadance: SHUT UP! both of you, because i have a gift for both of you.
 
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@RandomTripleS  
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Twilight: It’s not MY fault he prefers young and fresh as opposed to old and used up!
 
Cadance: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID!
 
Twilight: You heard me! PRINCESS “CLEARANCE” SALE ITEM MARKDOWN! YOU CRAMJAMING HAROT!
 
Cadance: I’ll have you know I’m still a VIRGIN!
 
Twilight: UNOPENED FOOD CAN STILL SPOIL!!
 
Cadance: That’s it! I’m no longer going to lend you my calculus textbook or my old Ponyis-
 
Twilight: NO! I’LL BE GOOD I PROMISE YOU CAN HAVE SHINING ARMOR I DON’T EVEN WANT HIM IN A SEXUAL WAY DUE TO THE GLARING FACT THAT HE’S MY FULLBLOODED BROTHER AND SEXUAL INTERCOURSE BETWEEN LINEAR BLOOD RELATIVES IS STILL CONSIDERED A GREAT TABOO IN MODERN EQUESTRIAN SOCIETY THUS I WOULD NEVER DREAM OF SECRETLY ENGAGING IN A SEXUAL AFFAIR WITH SHINING ARMOR BEHIND YOUR BACK FOR TWO-POINT ZERO EIGHT YEARS THAT’S ONLY A ROUGH ESTIMATE HAAAHAAAA ROUGH I CERTAINLY DIDN’T MEAN THAT AS A SEXUAL INNUENDO REFERRING TO MY PREFERRED STYLE OF INCESTUOUS SEXUAL INTERCOURSE AND I CER-
 
Cadance: OKAY OKAY!! YOU CAN HAVE THE BOOKS JUS-
 
Twilight: Deal!
 
Shining Armor: The porn lied to me. IT LIED!! Because overhearing that was NOT arousing one bit! Man, I don’t even want to think about sex right now… ugh!
 
Velvet Twilight: Ugh… God, I hope the neighbors didn’t hear THAT! AGAIN!
 
NightLight: Oh honey, but you gotta admit our little Twily sure has a great vocabulary. I mean I didn’t understand even half of what she was going on about this time.
 
Velvet Twilight: What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong with this FAMILY!!
 
Nightlight: Well, I warned you that having kids with your brother wasn’t a good idea. But noooooo, this my little sister even listen to me? Hm? Anypony? Hmm? No.
 
_{Like Two Hours Later}
 
 
Twilight Velvet: Oh shut up Nighty-Night!
 
Nightlight: I love it when you call me that Velve.
 
Twilight Velvet: NOW. IS. NOT. THE TIME FOR THAT!!  
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Twiligh: *whispering* That cram jamming bitch, I swear I’m going to get her bac- WOAH! The textbook has all the answers in the last few pages so that I can double check my answers after I’ve completed all the problems. Now, I won’t even have to reference any other sources. HOW EPIC!
 
Shining Armor: Seriously? That’s what Epic is to you?
 
Twilight: Shut up! You’re my personal sex toy and last I checked sex toys don’t speak. They only pleasure. So. Get. To. Work.

@RandomTripleS  
Lol

@Background Pony #8A1A  
Cadance: And stop looking so lewdly at Shining Armor!

Cadance:|| this will teach you not to use my dildos without my permission ||