@habitantunholycity  
LOL, a mindless worker is a happy worker, now stop asking questions and we all get rich!

@Prometheushunter2  
*The perfect citizen, dull and unquestioning  
FTFY

The perfect communist citizen, dull and unquestioning

@cheezedoodle  
Thank you, Commissar!

@Ardashir  

 
Google says: “Hello, comrade, this pony is extremely equal and effective”

@SydneyRoo  
Any chance of getting a translation of this?

@Western Spy #47DC  
Big deal, who hasn’t? Seriously, have you listened to the warmongering bourgeois pig that runs that country? “Tea service not perfect! Yak smash!”

I, for one, welcome our new derp-eyed overlord.

Ew

@cheezedoodle
 
waving claw Notice me, Genossin Derpy! :-D

We’ve always been at war with Yakyakistan

Привет, товарищ, этот пони предельно равен и эффективен

Hey everypony, I just wanted to let you know that if you’re having doubts, Starlight has camps that can help you with that. They’re a lot of fun too! They have lots of cool activities, like rock throwing contests, rock breaking contests, rock balancing contests, rock carving contests, and there’s a fun hide-and-seek game in the forest that some of the other campers were playing (I don’t know who won that though, I didn’t see them again).
 
It’s really not that bad once you’re used to it! If you think you’d like to join one of the camps to check them out, I can take you to one of the counselors.

@Western Spy #4525  
Everypony is equal, she will be made to work just as efficiently as others, whatever it takes.

@Western Spy #4525  
LOL!

All hail Glorious Comissar Derpy Hooves! How long before she gets purged for inefficiency?