Trixie organizes my bachelorette party. Should be fun

I’m falsely accused of pinching Silver Spoon.
 

 
I’m… I’m going to jail, aren’t I?

Luna draws on my belly with a permanent marker.
 
I would have preferred Twilight, but me gusta.

Fucking Granny Smith. Stop drawing on my belly with a permanent marker!

>because there aren’t enough of them already
 
Hey, they’re pretty good. Even if 9/10 of the time, I get screwed over.
 
“Dash organizes my bachelor party.”
 
This is one of my better ones…

I pity whoever was born on September 9th.

Sweetie Belle owes me 50 bits.

I build a car with Princess Luna.

Flim would spoil the end of a movie.

Sweetie Belle breaks my phone.  
Of course.

sweetie belle laughs when i belch…  
squeaky laughs!

Big Macintosh spoils the end of a movie.
 
Oh come on! He wouldn’t do that.