D’aww, Trixie was adorable as a foal. But, uh, she’s looking kinda pissed now…

changes y to r  
Yes! Giant pudding here I come! Phooey on you, Marchers!

Spitfire Spoils the movie.

I get to fix a car with Apple Bloom… Let’s see how well that turns out, shall we?

I lose a game of monopoly to Twilight Sparkle. You know what? I believe it.

Applejack writes on my stomach with permanent marker well that would explain the apple, but who did the monacel?

I am falsely accused of pinching Pinkie Pie.
 
O_O

Applejack bakes me a pie.
 
How mundane.

Nightmare Moon breaks my phone…
 
Well, not my favorite first impression, but I have a feeling things will end well

“Princess Celestia organizes your bachelor party”
 
What do you know? I actually “won” one of these things. Well, besides another one about having tea with Zecora.

Scootaloo owes me 50 bits  

I lost a game of Monopoly to Zecora? Darn, where does she learn these things? I’m good at that game. Maybe not unbeatable, but good.

‘Looks at stomach’ Chief Thunderhooves wuz here. Excuse me everyone ‘Grabs shotgun’ I’m going hunting…

hah! zecora parents show me embareassing baby pics of her! i could finally force her to stop speaking like that because it’s pretty annoying!

Me and Twilight swim in a giant pudding?

Discord spoils the end of a movie…it is fitting.

Fluttershy breaks my phone?
 
…but it’s an old Nokia! HOW!

Fluttershy organizes my bachelor party.  
I can think of this going several ways, and most of them are either awkward or horrid.

Apple bloom bakes me a pie.
 
That’s cute

A pie from Spitfire….. This will be interesting n_n

Hey Mayor Mare! You owe me 50 bits! Now cough em’ up!

I build a car with Mayor Mare. YAY! I love the mayor! But I don’t know shit about cars.

Me and Celestia swim in pudding. Fuck yea!

Queen Chrysalis spoils the end of a movie.

scootaloo owes you 50 bits…  
remember me to never help him again with rd…