>tfw your siren coltfriend takes you outside in his true form and while you expect him to whip out his dick he instead whips out his tongue, which is arguably worse
 
“You’re sooooo cute and small%”  
“Stop it, put me down, you oversized seapony!”  
“Don’t act like you don’t like it%”  
“I don’t!”  
“I can see you blushing%”  
“No I’m not!”  
“Are too, you love this%”  
_{“I just wanna go back inside please, I hate being outside.”}  
“You just hate fun%”  
%“No I just don’t want others to see us together…”~
 
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I would say this image was inspiration, but I found it after I had this idea, so just linking as it’s cute.
 
Just dumb stuff to show off size difference and wow he’s actually a siren like for reals did you forget I sure did. If he’s too small compared to the dazzlings from Shadow Play, I don’t care as he’s meant to be smaller anyway.  
Interspecies is fun.
 
I’m sure his blushing reads more like paint smudges, but I don’t know what else to do with a zombie who bleeds colors.
 
Very [NSFW] EXPLICIT joke edit. Like seriously don’t click on this unless you like dicks. Don’t upload this as I plan to make a proper porn image with these two like this anyway.