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Description
Sheath’s slutty and depraved partner / rival, who like Sheath wants what she thinks is best for you, except according to her skewed beliefs and tastes. Whenever Sheath is there giving you genuinely helpful advice and guidance, Slick is on the other side quick to insist that if the lady just jumps up and down afterward she won’t get pregnant and that your first priority is to get some. Like a debauched shoulder angel and devil.
Source
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I imagine Sheath is trying desperately to get GMHAA to actually use her and practice safe sex, but he never listens to the voice screaming at him from the plastic wrapper on his desk.
To be fair, safe sex doesn’t seem to be a thing that ever crosses GMHAA’s mind, if the number of illegitimate interspecies children he has is anything to go by.
“I’m her friend, the name’s Slick.”
“Slick, let me finish, please….She’s not my friend, but at the same time I can’t call her an ‘enemy’, either…It’s kinda like the relationship Twilight Sparkle and Trixie have, where I consider her more of a boasting nuisance than anything else…”
“Yeah, whatever…”
(Slick wraps herself around GHMAA’s shoulder and starts whispering in his ear in a very sultry feminine voice)
“FYI, Sheath is just preventing you from having any fun. If you’re gonna get her pregnant, you may as well show her a good time, too… <3”
“SLICK!!! STOP THAT!!!”
“Aww, you’re no fun, Sheath… (whispering to GHMAA) If you ever wanna have some fun with me, just pop open the cap on my tube. I’ll be waiting on you, big boy…”
(Slick kisses GHMAA on the cheek, which leaves some slimy lube behind)
Edited
I mean, she might be down for it. She has a lot of bad ideas about sex, but she certainly doesn’t kink-shame either and believes anything goes as long as its between consenting adults :P
But what if the one who had her tube had a fetish for smooth-running machinery?
Just kidding about that. But honestly, this is a pretty cool character idea, and I certainly wouldn’t mind seeing more of her (especially if it’s in pics that showcase her rivalry with Sheathe).
She pretty much just wants to get your rocks off :P
Also, would she be okay with being used for non-sexual lubrication? Or does she just want to help people get their rocks off?
No, she’s the lube itself. She “replenishes”, so to speak, by drinking water and/or eating non-living lube :D
So the bottle contains the soul of the lube pone and it comes back when the bottle is refilled?
ok
No. She just lives in the bottle :D
Edited
Anything. If you get off to it, she does too.
So would that include foaliphilia and necrophilia? >:D
I hope she cleans between all of them.
She gets off on it. All of it. Believe me it is literally impossible to ask any sexual at of her that she wouldn’t immediately be interested in doing, let alone would actually disgust her.
Speaking of Slick, what’s her opinion on being used for sticking dildoes in orifices, instead of dicks?
@Badumsquish
How does she feel if the user is uncut and thus doesn’t consider lube necessary for hands-on experience?
@zippysqrl
I have no shame. I’m an ooooooold fan of the show considering it’s target demographic so through the magic of Super Mathematics it works out.
WOW badum, that’s an ooooooold meme
GODDAMMIT I LOST
Lol oops. All that ?scope103249u2305TheGameu40912uj40v9mjoric32o4thcwmi trickery at the end of the link always throws me off.
>>1036915
Also, your toaster link is not the toaster.
Honestly, the toaster is the cutest of the bunch for me, and certainly the least intimidating. The lamp might be amusing if it keeps asking what I’m doing every time I’m using it.
But the condom? Putting on another living thing as I’m about to express my interest in another living thing? I don’t think I could get past that one.
If it makes you feel any better, all ponified objects delight in being used for their intended purpose. They also tend to have personalities relating to their function: the lamp and toaster are both warmhearted and patient, the condom is protective and defensive, etc etc.
Edited because: FTFY