@Darth Sonic  
Nah; it’s more like a B from this position.

@Darth Sonic  

 
The hell are you talking abou-  
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Oh my… A-am I sure?  
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Lawdy!  
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whew! I have come down with a fever…

@Darth Sonic  

 

 

 

@Darth Sonic  
Maybe if her tail goes up instead of between, sure.

No seriously, anyone else going to comment on Marble’s Grade-A Ass-Meat?

lel, Anon using that Nope no Juustu.

Anon never fails to crack me up. XD

@ShimmeringStallion  
To be honest, I considered it. It was torture. So glad they are gone. Who needs a fixed roof when sleep is at hand?! …I guess I do.

@Keith Mowz  
Shh don’t spoil my fun with logic.

@Eeveeinheat  
Well, find a gun!

@ShimmeringStallion  
I don’t have any strong enough to block out rapid bangs and voices through my thin walls without overdosing!

@Eeveeinheat  
That’s what sleeping pills are for! Heh…

@ShimmeringStallion  
I’ve literally been up for 28 hours straight right now, no naps at all, and as such I may make jokes that don’t make very much sense in hindsight… I stayed up last night and was planing on sleeping in the morning, but then people working on the roof of the house came over today at seven in the morning! I didn’t know it was today! I couldn’t even plug my ears, since I felt the vibrations of the stupid banging noises of them replacing the roof through my bed. They only just left, twelve hours later I might add, and now I’m past that strange point of exhaustion where you stop feeling like you are going to faint, and get energetic again.

@Eeveeinheat  
You were part of the chat where the mods literally said that they see every comment and come to the ones that mention them; what do you mean “onto them”?

@Eeveeinheat  

 
Silly Eevee, tricks are for kids.

Last panel: Tom Sawyer x 4.75 (rounded up slightly)

@Blossomforth  
Ah, yes, Dracorex seems to have a question.  
I knew one of you wouldn’t be able to resist the summon! I’m on to your moderator tricks!

@Coinpo  
I still find that spider to be kind of adorable.

@Eeveeinheat  
Did someone call?

@Dracorex  
Mods are like Beetlejuice, you have to say it thrice for them to appear and answer your questions. Like so, “Mods, mods, mods!”

Okay, but seriously how much trouble would I be in if I went and added the “Beatles in the comments” tag to all of the pics I’ve posted Beatles lyrics in?

@alidan  
More like slurp, to be honest.

@Coinpo  

 
its that entire type of spider to be honest. but seriously, spiders suck.

@Pagan  
I thought it was three feet. Or eight feet. Or ten feet. Or whatever the bullshit and repeatedly disproven estimate was.

@Raithial  
Thank you. You made me the happiest ornithologist on earth.
 
@ShimmeringStallion  
Oui, oui, ze Brasillian hwandering spider. An exshellent choize, monsieur. _{(Remember to tip your waiters!)}
 
@Whoever added the ‘Beatles[sic] in the comments’ tag:
 

 
Thank you, girl. Yesterday, I don’t know if I could have imagined a more helpful tag to let me know whether a comment section would make me run for my life. Now I don’t have to slow down my scrolling or wait for help to know if I fell for a cheap jump scare or something. That means a lot. Good night.