Randy Chronicles 3

 
You start with one handgun with a single bullet in it, a pencil, a notebook and a small lunchbox. That is all you have. Also, no superpowers.
 
You have arrived at the pyramids and encountered a sirrush. You only have one bullet. What do?  

Shoot yourself in the head.

HERE COMES RUDY!
 
And there I go, running away from Rudy, as one bullet might as well be a paperclip for all the good it will do.

What’s in the lunchbox?

@ze  
A bottle of water, a large ham and tomato sandwich, a cold McDonald’s cheeseburger and a few crackers.  
Background Pony has killed himself. Rudy is spitting poison vapor all over the pyramid hall as he decides to chase both of you. Suddenly, you find a geological hammer and a bone spear. However, the geological hammer is weak and the bone spear can only be used once.  
 

Use bone spear on self.

Bludgeon self to death with hammer.

Can I pick up the dead BPs’ stuff or does it just disappear?

Also, what is the surrounding rock like?
 
Is there any bamboo or tube like substance in the area?  
Are/were there bats in the hall?

@ze  
Surrounding rock is mostly granite, with some granite components. No bats are in the hall, but there are stalagmites and stalactites, as well as creepy cave spiders. And yes you can pick things up.

Ok then, provided I can do it without getting killed, I pick up the dead BPs’ spears, bullets sandwiches, burgers, bottles of water and whatever I need to carry this crap with.
 
Anything written in the notebooks?
 
Also, before we continue:  
>Retrieve arms

Also, I leave the bodies behind to be devoured by the beast. This allows me a bit more time to abscond.

(its midnghit over here, we’re all asleep, so you will probly have to wait for a response)

Eat glowing thing.

(It occurs to me that you could conceivably win this adventure just by throwing enough redshirts background ponies at it. Which is amusing in its own way. I encourage it.)

@Background Human  
Quiet, you.
 
Loot Sirrush if safe. If not, do a fancy jig.
 
If I loot the Sirrush, do a jaunty jig.

attacks randomsaur and claes out his eyes, this is allowed because byakhee never got his bacon vodka

@byakhee_pony  
Attack the DM. I like the cut of your jib.

@ze  
most people do.

@byakhee_pony  
A bacon vodka appears in front of you

@Randomosaur  
(god damn it, you read that?)  
becomes immeadatly pacified because byakhee likes bacon vodka and random knows that byakhee is more popular than him