Background Pony #216C
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Deputy Mare (legless): Uhhhhh, who are you calling, Sheriff??
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Foster Twins: HHHHIIII!! We’re STILL ALIVE!!!
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Professor: Deputy, kids, Butler, Inspector!! Is everything fine??!!
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Deputy Mare (legless): DOES IT LOOK LIKE I’M FINE??!! I just had my LEGS CHOPPED OFF —AND my cousin too!! That Sheriff owes me a couple legs after I saved his hiney with all the vine power I mustered to push him away from those madmares!!
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Professor: WHHHHAAATT???!!!!
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Inspector Mare (wingless): She cripple me too, sis! Only she just targeted our wings…
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Butler (wingless): OH, the horror!
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Deputy Mare (legless): Oh, BOOHOO! Lucky YOU! At least YOU can walk….!!
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Inspector Mare (wingless): HEY, you know how HARD it is to walk ALL the way up to the top floor of the castle garden??!!
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Rebel Mare: GUYS, this ISN’T the time for Oppression Olympics!!! Just GET to the point already!
[PLEASE DO NOT DISRUPT THE MAIN STORYLINE]
[KEEP POSTS AT TV-Y RATING AND REFRAIN FROM USING COARSE EXPLICIT LANGUAGE OF ANY KIND, EVEN IN LINKS TO IMAGES, VIDEOS AND VOICE RECORDINGS]
[REFERENCES TO MILD DRUGS, ALCOHOL AND CARTOON VIOLENCE ARE ACCEPTABLE]
[EXPLICIT MATERIAL AND REFERENCES ARE FORBIDDEN, THOUGH STRONG VIOLENCE WITHOUT BLOOD AND MURDER ARE ALLOWED IF CANONICALLY SCRIPTED IN THE STORY LINE]
[OVERPOWERED CHARACTERS WITH ABSENCE OF FLAWS ARE FORBIDDEN; ATTRIBUTES AND ABILITIES MUST BE EARNED VIA PROGRESSION OF THE STORYLINE AND WHEN PERMITTED BY THE STORYLINE]
Hitch Trailblazer: Hello? Hello?!
Deputy Mare (legless): Uhhhhh, who are you calling, Sheriff??
Izzy Moonbow: Ah-yell-o!
Foster Twins: HHHHIIII!! We’re STILL ALIVE!!!
Sunny Starscout: Pipp! Are you all okay?!
Professor: Deputy, kids, Butler, Inspector!! Is everything fine??!!
Deputy Mare (legless): DOES IT LOOK LIKE I’M FINE??!! I just had my LEGS CHOPPED OFF —AND my cousin too!! That Sheriff owes me a couple legs after I saved his hiney with all the vine power I mustered to push him away from those madmares!!
Professor: WHHHHAAATT???!!!!
Inspector Mare (wingless): She cripple me too, sis! Only she just targeted our wings…
Butler (wingless): OH, the horror!
Deputy Mare (legless): Oh, BOOHOO! Lucky YOU! At least YOU can walk….!!
Inspector Mare (wingless): HEY, you know how HARD it is to walk ALL the way up to the top floor of the castle garden??!!
Rebel Mare: GUYS, this ISN’T the time for Oppression Olympics!!! Just GET to the point already!