Background Pony #517B
Inspector Mare: But that don’t mean you gotta live yer’ lives with yer heads hidin’ in the clouds! If we’re gonna be burned, then let’s BURN with the heart of REVOLUTION!!!
Inspector Mare: We are PEGGIES of this here PRECIPICE!! Everypony grab a spear, steam cannon and every piece of military hardware in Royal armoury
Butler: EGADS!!! She’s here already!!!
Inspector Mare: OPEN FIIIIREEEEE!!!!
Lava-Horn Overmare: (Raise iron lava-spike barrier to act as cover)
Your gizmos and gadgets ain’t gonna fare well against ONE THOUSAND DEGREES OF UNRELENTING HEAT!!!
(Destroys lancer with lava spewing, causing lancer to explode and Inspector to be knocked back)
Butler: INSPECTOR!!!
Lava-Horn Overmare: I’m gonna cripple you like I did to your cyclops sister! Or should I say—limbless cyclops sister!!
Inspector Mare: GGGASSSSPPPPPP!!!! YOU STINKIN’ BAG OF MOLTEN CESSPOOL!!!
[PLEASE DO NOT DISRUPT THE MAIN STORYLINE]
[KEEP POSTS AT TV-Y RATING AND REFRAIN FROM USING COARSE EXPLICIT LANGUAGE OF ANY KIND, EVEN IN LINKS TO IMAGES, VIDEOS AND VOICE RECORDINGS]
[REFERENCES TO MILD DRUGS, ALCOHOL AND CARTOON VIOLENCE ARE ACCEPTABLE]
[EXPLICIT MATERIAL AND REFERENCES ARE FORBIDDEN, THOUGH STRONG VIOLENCE WITHOUT BLOOD AND MURDER ARE ALLOWED IF CANONICALLY SCRIPTED IN THE STORY LINE]
[OVERPOWERED CHARACTERS WITH ABSENCE OF FLAWS ARE FORBIDDEN; ATTRIBUTES AND ABILITIES MUST BE EARNED VIA PROGRESSION OF THE STORYLINE AND WHEN PERMITTED BY THE STORYLINE]
Zipp Storm: Everypony, we know this is scary.
Inspector Mare: But that don’t mean you gotta live yer’ lives with yer heads hidin’ in the clouds! If we’re gonna be burned, then let’s BURN with the heart of REVOLUTION!!!
Pipp Petals: …we’re going to be okay.
Zipp Storm: No matter what happens, we’re Zephyr Heights.
Inspector Mare: We are PEGGIES of this here PRECIPICE!! Everypony grab a spear, steam cannon and every piece of military hardware in Royal armoury
If you wanna take yer’ chances with the cellars, I ain’t gonna stop ya! Know that you’ll have a better chance savin’ this city from a complete bad-ash barbeque if you choose to FIGHT BACK!!!
Zipp Storm: And Zephyr Heights never—
Opaline: Never had a chance.
Butler: EGADS!!! She’s here already!!!
Inspector Mare: OPEN FIIIIREEEEE!!!!
(Fires off an automatied onslaught of pellets against Opaline)
Lava-Horn Overmare: (Raise iron lava-spike barrier to act as cover)
Your gizmos and gadgets ain’t gonna fare well against ONE THOUSAND DEGREES OF UNRELENTING HEAT!!!
(Destroys lancer with lava spewing, causing lancer to explode and Inspector to be knocked back)
Butler: INSPECTOR!!!
Lava-Horn Overmare: I’m gonna cripple you like I did to your cyclops sister! Or should I say—limbless cyclops sister!!
Inspector Mare: GGGASSSSPPPPPP!!!! YOU STINKIN’ BAG OF MOLTEN CESSPOOL!!!