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MYMC05E1: Cutie Blossom Bash Reaction Script (A): New Mane Six in the Marestream

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Professor: GGGAAAWWW, JEEPERS!!! WHat they HAY, Inspector???!!
Inspector/Pilot Captain: SORRY! Got into a lil’ bit of turbulence!!
Deputy Mare: Bull-HONKY!! You’re flying WAY past the safety limit, Captain! It would be best if we take the necessary precautions to avoid any other potential collisions
Inspector/Pilot Captain: NO can do, Deputy!!! We are workin’ on borrowed time!!
MARESTREAM AI: [PERHAPS IT WOULD BE BEST IF EVERY PASSENGER OF THIS FLIGHT TAKE A SEAT AND STRAP ONTO THEIR SEATBELTS]
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Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
Sunny Starscout: Are you okay, Misty!?
Misty Brightdawn: OH YEAH, I’m just—OHH!
Professor: CAN’T YOU FLY ANY GOSHDARN SMOOTHER???!!!!
MARESTREAM AI: [APOLOGIES, PROFESSOR. WE ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING UNEXPECTED RUSHING COLD FRONT HEADING INTO OUR FLIGHT PATH. EDDY CURRENTS ARE ACCUMULATING WITHIN OUR WING-TIPS! MAY I SUGGEST THAT THE CAPTAIN DEACTIVATE THE MANUAL OVERRIDE CONTROLS, SO THAT MY FLIGHT CORRECTION SOFTWARE CAN––]
Inspector/Pilot Captain: I already TOLD you, Marestream! I got this in the wind bag!!
Deputy Mare: YOU’RE a windbag, Captain!! And you’re close to three sheets away from a colliding disaster!!
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Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
Sunny Starscout: The Marestream can take some getting used to…
Inspector/Pilot Captain: Yeah, just lil’ tune up on the aileron foils, a dash of lube on the wing flaps, and a lil’ spit shine on the hood ornamenet, before she’s ready to fly like a majestic roc-n-roll eagle!!
Deputy Mare: More like a rock-in-a-hard-placed boulder!! I NEVER should’ve let the Sheriff accepted that shoddy hoof-crafted license AND crayon-scribbled joke you call insurance papers!!
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Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
Sunny Starscout: At least we’re taking you on a secret surprise adventure! Aren’t you excited!?
Professor: We WOULD be excited if we weren’t clenching our docked flanks every 5 minutes!!
Rebel Activist: Don’t mind the Professor and the Deputy, Miss Brightdawn! They are probably just as anxious about your first authentic friendship adventure time as a TRUE friend, instead of an enemy villain spy…
Deputy Mare: JUST to make this clear, this is ONLY a temporary arrangement! You should be honoured our mayor signed you up for the Pony Assisted Witness Guardian membership program, so you would live the day that you testify against our top-list fugitive once she’s put in hoof-cuffs!
As of now, you are just our sponsored pony of interest, until this fugitive hunting mission is over!!
Rebel Activist: And then you’ll finally be friends with Misty??
Deputy Mare:……We’ll see….
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Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
Sunny Starscout: We’re going to Zephyr Heights for the annual Equestrian Cutie Blossom Bash!
Deputy Mare: For Celestia’s sake, how many gold darn holidays do you peggies have every year??
Inspector/Pilot Captain: Enough to spend almost ten cauldron’s worth of bits from Queen Haven’s treasury room…
Deputy Mare: -__-…..
Inspector/Pilot Captain: It’s a JOKE, sister! Lighten up!
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Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
Misty Brightdawn: Cutie Blossom Bash?
Rebel Activist: Of COURSE! Now that you have earned your cutie mark back in that spooky castle, we think it’s hight time you earn yourself the biggest celebratory life-changing reward party ever! It’s just our way of saying both “thank you” AND “congratulations”!
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Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
Sunny Starscout: At least we’re taking you on a secret surprise adventure! Aren’t you excited!?
Professor: We WOULD be excited if we weren’t clenching our docked flanks every 5 minutes!!
Rebel Activist: Don’t mind the Professor and the Deputy, Miss Brightdawn! They are probably just as anxious about your first authentic friendship adventure time as a TRUE friend, instead of an enemy villain spy…
Deputy Mare: JUST to make this clear, this is ONLY a temporary arrangement! You should be honoured our mayor signed you up for the Pony Assisted Witness Guardian membership program, so you would live the day that you testify against our top-list fugitive once she’s put in hoof-cuffs!
As of now, you are just our sponsored pony of interest, until this fugitive hunting mission is over!!
Rebel Activist: And then you’ll finally be friends with Misty??
Deputy Mare:……We’ll see….
@LordFlareon
@Background Pony #D610
Well, she doesn’t need you anyway, Deputy. She has the rest of us!
Deputy Mare: Uhh, if it weren’t for me or my sister, you ponies would be smokin’ an ash-filled crater by now!
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Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
Sunny Starscout: The Marestream can take some getting used to…
Inspector/Pilot Captain: Yeah, just lil’ tune up on the aileron foils, a dash of lube on the wing flaps, and a lil’ spit shine on the hood ornamenet, before she’s ready to fly like a majestic roc-n-roll eagle!!
Deputy Mare: More like a rock-in-a-hard-placed boulder!! I NEVER should’ve let the Sheriff accepted that shoddy hoof-crafted license AND crayon-scribbled joke you call insurance papers!!
@LordFlareon
@Background Pony #D610
I can’t believe you actually approved it at the time! Aren’t you supposed to be the “smart” one here? 😄
Deputy Mare: HEY, I didn’t approve it personally! I tried taking this manner to the mayor, but APPARENTLY he’s too “busy” with all the other backlogged matters, most notably his political talk show and conference meetings with the Zephyr Heights investors to care about some measly vehicle registration papers!
One of these days, I am going to grab both of you girls by the ears, and teach you how to PROPERLY register for a vehicle, even if I have to strap you onto a wheelchair!
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Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
Hitch Trailblazer: But more importantly, it’s an official ceremony and celebration for all of the ponies that have gotten their new cutie marks that year. A day of honor!
Deputy Mare: Due to your special status as a “sponsored witness”, you will be given 24-hour surveillance, 7 days a week, in case your ol’ queen boss smells a flying rat in her castle and decides to send her hotheaded hench-mare to go hunting after you!
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Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
Izzy Moonbow: [squeals] I love the Blossom Bash! It’s so… springy!
Filly Twin: RIPE for the BASHING!
Izzy Moonbow: See? I’ve already crafted seven flower corsages. I only need to make a few hundred more.
Colt Twin: I’m helping her work around the clock by feeding her 10 cups of coffee to keep her crafting non-stop!!
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Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
Misty: A few hundred?!
Pipp Petals: Yeah! For all the ponies who are going to cheer you on!
Mane 5: [cheering]
Misty: [speaking fast] Oh, wow. Okay. It’ll be okay. I can just avoid all those other ponies, right? [inhales] I’ll just keep my head down and blend in. It’ll be smooth sailing. Yup.
Rebel Activist: Hey hey hey, deep breaths, Miss Brightdawn! Me and the Deputy will make sure nopony is going to harm you under our watch! You just follow our lead and liberate yourself among the festivities!
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Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
Inspector/Pilot Captain: Uhhhh GUYS??!!! We––MIGHT run into a SLIGHT delay in our flight schedule!
Deputy Mare: Are you SURE you took the right turn??! I think you’re headin back to that fugitive’s base of operations!
Inspector/Pilot Captain: I’m not SLOSHED on slurpie juice, Deputy! I’m following the coordinates on my nav unit!!
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Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
Hitch Trailblazer: Quick, TURN!
Zipp Storm: I got this!
MARESTREAM AI: [REDIRECTING ALTERNATIVE FLIGHT PATH. NOW DESCENDING 2000 M ALTITUDE. ACTIVATING LIGHTNING ROD DISTRIBUTORS.]
Inspector/Pilot Captain: HAHA, SEE??!! Piece of chocolate forest cake!! No need to spring an oil leak in yer overalls, fellers!
MARESTREAM AI: [THUNDERCLOUD ANOMALY AVERTED. RESUMING ORIGINAL FLIGHT PATH. ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL: 10 MINUTES]
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Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
Misty: Uh… Oh, no. I just jinxed the whole “smooth sailing” thing, didn’t I? [gulps]
Deputy Rocks: Enough with the unicorn superstitions, “Brightdawn”—if that is your REAL name!
@Background Pony #9407
You’re kidding, right? Brightdawn is and always will be Misty’s final name. Get your mindset out of the gutter.
@LordFlareon
@Background Pony #D610
Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t. Who cares?!
(To Misty)
Don’t take it personally. She’s like this with all unicorns.
Deputy Mare: Detective Zipp told me she made that name up on the fly by peering at a couple stained glass windows! Unless we have her birth certificate that proves otherwise, this is only just her code name and not her actual registered name on the witness confidentiality report!
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Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
Hitch Trailblazer: Quick, TURN!
Zipp Storm: I got this!
MARESTREAM AI: [REDIRECTING ALTERNATIVE FLIGHT PATH. NOW DESCENDING 2000 M ALTITUDE. ACTIVATING LIGHTNING ROD DISTRIBUTORS.]
Inspector/Pilot Captain: HAHA, SEE??!! Piece of chocolate forest cake!! No need to spring an oil leak in yer overalls, fellers!
MARESTREAM AI: [THUNDERCLOUD ANOMALY AVERTED. RESUMING ORIGINAL FLIGHT PATH. ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL: 10 MINUTES]
@Background Pony #0FA6
Would it not make sense to go above the cloud instead of under it?
Inspector/Pilot Captain: Who’s the pony who got the aviator glasses and experience to escape dangerous storms in the past??
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Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610

(Everypony dances and sings to “Maretime Bay”)
Hitch Trailblazer: (SIGHS)
Deputy Mare: Yeah, I know how you feel too, Sheriff—that earworm is grindin’ my skull like a sand-jammed pencil sharpener…
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Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
Hitch Trailblazer: Ever since his run-in with Opaline, he’s been so tired. I didn’t wanna drag him all the way to Zephyr Heights, but I miss him.
Izzy Moonbow: Well, at least he’s resting with Grandma Figgy.
Deputy Mare: AND I delegated my cousin and grandpa to stand vigilant guard for our highly important creature of interest (HICI)!
MEANWHILE AT GRANDMA FIGGY’S HOUSE
Parole Officer Mare: Thanks for the assist, Grandmare Figgy. I could never figure out that crazy mare’s instruction video! I mean, who lets their pet run around in their house ruining their possessions, let alone an exotic specimen that can burn your entire house down??!
Figgy’s Elderly Neighbour: Well, n’ver in my life I would see a sleepin’ beautie as a fire-burpin’ dragon!
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Background Pony #D610
@Background Pony #D610
Hitch Trailblazer: Grandma is the best at making anypony feel better.
Izzy Moonbow: See? Sparky is in great hooves. You just gotta get your mind off things.
Inspector/Pilot Captain: I’ve been trying to tell my sister that for the past year and a half!
Deputy Mare: I can HEAR you, y’know??!!
Inspector/Pilot Captain: WE KNOOOWW!!…
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