A Priest, a Cat, and a Byakhee Walk into a Burger Joint...: WORLD'S FAIR (IC THREAD)

byakhee decieds to give the gaurds a full toothed smile, looking clever

“Oh no. It’s too crowded in here, I’m having a panic attack!”  
Time started pretending he’s freaking out, breathing quickly. “You’d better get outta here, quick!”

“He’s called a byakhee sirs. I’m afraid I can’t pronounce his name,so you can just call him that.”  
“A bya-what?”  
“I think he said Bummblebee,” the other quibbles.  
“No, I’m fairly certain he said Bivvuvee.”  
“Well then… You’re a pony of the cloth. Trustworthy enough. I suppose if he’s with you he poses no threat. Trotson, by the way.”  
“And Clopson,” says the other. They bow deeply.

byakhee quickly leaves hambuger’s presence in the oppisite direction of the gaurds

“Not you, ya shitbird, the goons!” Time yelled to Byakhee.

byakhee smiles “i know, i just wanted an excuse to get up and move around.” he explains

“Sir, please keep it down,” said Clopson to Hamburger.  
“Yes, and please keep the language to a minimum. The other passengers are attempting to travel in peace, and there are children on board.”  
“That said, please enjoy your ride, sirs.”  
Bright Idea nods. “We’ll be in touch.  
The two walked away in unison.  
“Y’know, I can’t take you two anywhere,” Bright Idea grumped to Hamburger and byakhee.

(Gotta go. Be back in 20 .)

“fine, i’ll sit down” bya grumps as he plops down in his seat.

“Y’know, you could show a little decorum once in a while. We’re in public, not on an adventure. Didn’t you do anything in public before coming to Equestria? And hamburger, you really should try to act a little civil!”

“i think i once at dinner with some tribals on a primitave planet, it was fun,” remembering the exprince.

The priest slouches, resting on his forehoof on the table between them. “Maybe you should talk to Ms. Rarity down in Ponyville about learning some manners.”

“manners? why would i want those? so i can act all proper while everypony judges me? ok after the fair i’ll look into it.” he sneers

“No, that’s completely beside the point byakhee! When you misbehave, you make me look bad, because you’re my responsibility!” He says in frustration. “Since you’re ‘with me’ I have to take half the blame when you act dumb. Furthermore, you need to consider the sensibilities of others who have less surety in their freedom than you do! It’s your duty as a person!” He rants.

bya snorts “fine ill act more couth, but dont ever brring me to a fancy party, i’ll probobly end up killing somepony,” he says

“You really need to find a better solution. Try talking to ponies! You might find you have something in common worth talking about.” He sighs in exasperation. “I’m going to get a drink, and maybe have a smoke in our cabin.”

“also i never said my name, i dont have one,” he mentions

Bright Idea turns back with a blank look. “…Ah.” He makes a face of dull surprise, before walking over to the bar.

“Sorry, what does ‘civil’ mean?” Time sarcastically asked.

,then went back to sharpening.

“oh well, im gonna go curl up and go to sleep now. wake me if shit goes down.” he sighs

“goodnight hamburger, im tired, im gonna lay down for a few hours,” he explains

. . . . . . .
 
 
“Is it like, Civil War?”

“G’night, Bykahee”.  
HamburgerTime sheathed his machete and trotted to the bar to join Heresy.

after a few hours pass the byakhee wakes up, flareing its wings and yawning