Twilight’s Kingdom
I’m working on a system for recommending episodes. A blue triangle means that it’s a fan-favorite, or one of the best. A green triangle means it’s a solid episode I’m comfortable recommending. A yellow triangle often includes a timestamp, with the recommendation that the viewer skip to it if they get bored, or to skip to the next episode if there’s no timestamp. A red triangle means to skip to the next episode after the timestamp, and a red “X” means skip. Some episodes defy this system, so I have an interrobang (‽) for “It’s Complicated”.
Twilight’s Kingdom and Magical Mystery Cure are probably peak “It’s Complicated”.
Where do you even start? I like things about this episode, but it’s pretty dumb. It would not be unreasonable to drop the show after these episodes.
I like The Keys and The Box. The season benefitted from a season-long mystery, and I like how each of The Mane Six gain a more advanced understanding of their Element. It makes the show feel like it’s growing up. I even like how Twilight being an alicorn barely mattered this season. This was something that was dumped on them with no idea what to do with it or what it meant, so they made that part of the story.
Having said that, The Box is just a huge deus ex machina, in every sense of the word. It conveniently defeats the most powerful being we’ve ever seen, and it gives Twilight an easy and unsatisfying answer to the question of why she’s an Alicorn. I would have preferred it if The Box was opened as a denouement, rather than at the climax. Because it makes it feel like the world was saved by an extremely specific set of unrelated events that just happened to produce the required plot coupons. Feels less organic that way.
The decision to send Discord after Tirek was stupid, but it lends itself to some potentially interesting characterization. Maybe Celestia released Discord because she feels guilty about banishing Luna. Maybe she gets Discord to deal with Tirek because she’s gotten complacent and takes the services of others for granted. There’s a neat parallel, where both she and Tirek are just using Discord, but Tirek actually makes a valid point about friendship, and makes some effort at building rapport with him. And there’s a neat parallel between Celestia and Discord, in that they’re both lucky they have Twilight to bail them out.
This could have been such a cool deconstruction of the formula that two-part episodes follow, but nothing that happens means anything. Celestia matter-of-factly acknowledges that her decision has the potential to bring about the end of the world, but it’s like the show completely forgets about it by the end. She doesn’t say anything else about it, nobody calls her out on it, it doesn’t affect anyone’s opinion of her, and it never comes up again. This is the same show where Princess Luna has reflected on her mistake, punishes herself for the mistake, and she helps defeat The Tantabus when it escapes. There’s a very good reason that Luna is more popular, while Celestia is relegated to just being a meme. And you can’t even argue that she might be a competent leader off-screen, if these are the sorts of decisions she makes.
And then there’s Discord. If you haven’t watched this episode recently, you might have forgotten that it wasn’t enough to betray Equestria, Discord had to go and personally betray The Mane Six; to make sure they knew it was him. This is the second time he’s betrayed Fluttershy’s trust right to her face. And this isn’t even the last time he betrays Equestria.
At some point, you have to get over the novelty that they actually got John de Lancie to basically reprise his role as Q from Star Trek: TNG. Having watched most of TNG, it’s pretty clear that Discord is “No, we have Q at home”. TNG and everyone in it understands that Q is a terrible person. But he’s always in control, with the exception of the episode where The Q Continuum strip him of his powers. How cool would it have been if Discord was just faking, and Tirek never actually stole his powers. After Twilight negotiates for his release, he says that he’s seen enough, and snaps everything back to normal. Then he lectures Celestia about taking others for granted, and on the folly of thinking she can order The Lord of Chaos around. But as it stands, this episode just makes both Celestia and Discord look really dumb.
I do really like the fight. You have this setting full of gods and monsters, so it was about time they gave us a satisfying fight. And it’s a great fight; it’s well-choreographed, and it sells the power of the fighters. I love the subtle detail of Twilight using her ability to teleport to catch Tirek off-guard, and how her most powerful attack has a charge-up time, so she uses a quicker lightning attack to try and blind him. I showed the fight to a friend who doesn’t watch the show, and he thought it was a good fight. As time goes on, I’m less interested in action and lore, and more interested in things like character and theme, but the fight still holds up, and I still appreciate it.
Twilight herself doesn’t do very much to earn the castle. She solves a puzzle that was already mostly solved by Discord, then she loses a fight, and happens to make the choices that get the Deus Ex Machina to activate. But that’s the point; unlocking The Box was a group effort, and the castle is a group reward. All of the thrones are the same size.
This is the episode that made me add the “Guilty Pleasure” rating to my system. Because for all its flaws, I was never bored, and it is an undeniably epic episode.