Garfield marched with purpose in feet as stormed to wedding place of matrimony. Royal Guards came rushing to arrest him but they were not of match.

“There is Garfield! Arrest him in the name of prince!” Shouted the Guards with princely loyalty.

“Relax my English hombres you are being relieved of duty.” Said Garfield chilly as hit royal guards with fists and feet of speed like typhoon sending them flying miles high and exploding.

Garfield picked up a guard and raised him high in air like feather.

“Here why not enjoy delicacy of fresh fish and chips. “ Quipped Garfield as he tossed the guard into the sea.

“There is plenty of salt for you in there.” Said Garfield with cleverness as he walked away.

Garfield marched on his mission until he came to wedding parties with food and drink. More Guards came for ambushing but Garfield handled it like man.

“It is tea time have a sip.” Said Garfield as he took tea kettle and tossed it at the guards.

“AHH NO.” Cried out the guards as the tea melted them into skeletons.

Garfield came on table of food with wedding guests sitting around on celebration.

“No lasagna? What is the blasphemy!” Garfield roared in anger as he threw table on wedding guests.

“Lasagna is food of warriors and kings. Do not be forgetting this you worms.” Garfield roared as he walked on.

NOBODY DIED! AHAHAHAH 😂😂😂