You're Banned!

Banned for fishing and missing the xp you get when you catch one.

Banned for catching the old worn out boot in the river with your rod! Oof!

Banned cuz Sucklet:

Banned ’cos those things are too cute!

Banned for drinking RC Cola

Banned for controlling the RC car!

Banned for listening to KC & The Sunshine Band

Banned for listening to the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

Banned for listening to the NOD ending theme in Command & Conquer.

Banned for listening to rain sounds

Banned for experiencing pain feelings

Banned for misspelling “banned”

Banned because actually, that’s called a typo

Banned for lighting a lost Orson Welles film reel on fire to keep myself warm and toasty.

Banned for using Clint Eastwood as kindling

Banned for driving a tank

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banned fo using up all the r’s except that one

Banned for snatching the r away from me

Banned for being a pirate

banned for shaming pirates

Banned for being a scallywag

Banned for keelhauling someone

Banned because…

Banned for activating the self destruct system.