Person Above You

^ Sees this text as man eating dandilions.

^ Should run before effect kick in.

^ Is a neurologist

^ is red pacman.

^ Is some generic glorious overlord,

^ is always optimistic.

^Needs to cheer up

^ is average lurker

@zombie king24  
^ is actually 25

^is a phony.

^ was kinda close.

^^ was also really close.

^ is stuck in the bathroom without toilet paper.

^was the one who did it.

^ is getting a gold star.

^is a cheap bastard

^ is getting own pony.

^has now made an even trade

^ constantly wears an athletic support.

^ is not getting Fluttershy.

^gave me Twilight Sparkle instead.
 
Thanks. That was my favourite pony

^ shall fight by my side.

^  
Fights for the right (to party)

^ is in.

^Is a boot stomping on a human face for all eternity.  
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