I’ll just watch Flash take my waffles and eat them c:

Simple.
 
Sic Rarity on you and watch you run for the hills from the dominant one.

…beat his scrawny weal ass to pulp, I guess.

@Streiben  
If Trixie’s your idea of a good time, you’re hopeless all on your own. :P

He stole Derpy, Lyra und Bon, Bookhorse..but there’s still hope for me, because he didn’t paid attention to Trixie yet.

I thin you mean: “WHAT CHA GONNA DO [REDIRECTED] WHEN [REDIRECTED]MANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!?!?!?”

Pull his finger, apparently.

bop him with these  

SKRONK! _{Warrior’s waifu cannot be stolen, Flaaash Sentryyy. Only those who have made The Sacrifice…have any hope of approaching the waifu of the Ultimate Warrior.}
 
EXIT STAGE-LEFT!! EXIT STAGE-RIGHT!! THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN, ALL THE FUSES IN THE EXIT SIGNS HAVE BEEN BURNT OUT!! _{and there’s only one straight and narrow path to Waifu Slam,} and it deals with pain and destruction and recapturing the Intercontinental Waifu. You, Flabbergasting Flash Sentry, will feel that pain! Feel that power at Waifu Slam!! As the lasties claw and scratch all over the back of the Ultimate lasty! AND TELL ME TO DO WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY RIGHT AND WRONGFULLY WRONG!! TAKE THE WAIFU BACK! TAKE THE WAIFU BACK TO PARTS UNKOWN!! Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel! ’CAUSE AFTER WAIFU SLAM, THE WAIFU WILL!! BE!! MIIINE!!

Wait, no I got this: I’m gonna use my WAI-FU KUNG-FU!

@Graveheart  

 
God, I loved Randy Savage as Bonesaw and Rasslor.

Ringo and BB are the Wolfpac foh lyfe

Sunset: That’s A GAY GUY FLASH!

Watch you fail miserably.

@Graveheart  
All I really know about it is that he got Benoit’d and racist sex tapes were involved. But really, wow, shocker. Old white guy turns out to be racist, stop the presses.

Enjoying the comments so far! I don’t know how I forgot about the racism of Terry Bollea. I guess that comes from being more about Randy Savage and Ultimate Warrior growing up. shrug

@Chocolate Skye  

 
That’s a lot of severed toes…

@PonyPon  
Kek, this. Great and fearsome waifu thief got friendzoned by one girl and then ignored by other, even I felt a little sorry for him.

@Animanga21
 
Man, I almost forgot about that promo. It was a magical time in wrestling, almost like silver age comic books.

@Chocolate Skye  
Only if that lawsuit can stand up to the YAPAPI STRAP!

Rip a tank top in half?

I’ll hit you with a $50 million lawsuit based on racist remarks you’ve made, as well as sever all toes between you and the organization that you began your career with.
 
 
…That’s what I’m gonna do.

Given your performance thus far, I don’t have much to worry about.