Applejack: catch me if you can, FAT MAN!  
Policer: Stop you talking!  
Fat Policer: man! she fast! i hope our team a capture the 5 other!  
PoliceRadio: we capture 4 of them, but is this pony with horn and wing is a not..WHAT THE FUCK!?  
Policer: what worng?  
PoliceRadio: the Horn and wing pony a show up and teleport a way with the ponys!  
Policer: i see them! i need back up!..ok you pony! play time is ..?(frozen by magic)  
Twilight: ok girls you are get your Fun but is time to go back home! in equestria!(she opien a portal)move!  
Fluttershy: is so many animal i want see!  
Twilight: we will come back but not now!(she look the human policer)  
Rarity: i can’t belive i be put in a Cage! I am not a Animal! i want see all kind mode and fas..?  
Twilight: i know but my spell will not holding very long! use a portal and frozee time on them is gain my magic fast!  
Rarity: sorry Twilight!  
Pinkie: i try make a good party for be friends with them but no! put me in cage for make party! only the kids a love it!  
Twilight: Pinkie! the reason he do it , is you make a Party who be Not allonding yet! you can’t make party in a world you know nothing of it!  
Pinkie: well in Pony ville i not got this PARTY POOPER!  
Rainbow: i be the last one be capture! those basted a capture me were i sleep! what is worng with them?  
Twilight: to put it sample!….the leader of this city hate everything is not human! he see us as evil and invader! plus he want capture us to opein a portal to equestria to trought a nuke bombs for kill all our kind! so let get out of here!  
everypony: Ok!(the girls go in the portal one by one,atler twilight a pass , the portal is closing!)  
Policer: all them go back to thier world?….well is the boss who will not happy!

Annette, that Sargent Angel is back… check out his horse

Stop right there, criminal scum!

@Background Pony #3D77  

P.I. Staker will not be pleased they let his pony out.

“Ah’m bein’ adorable, and there ain’t nothin’ y’all can do tuh stop me!”

@jaxen7  
Naturally.

@Swashbucklist Sgt Nicholas “Angle” please tell me that was on purpose XD

Anybody suddenly feel like a Cornetto?

The pony’s escaped.

Danny Butterman: Where’s the apple pony?  
Nicholas Angel: In the freezer.  
Danny Butterman: Did you say “cool off?”  
Nicholas Angel: No I didn’t say anything…  
Danny Butterman: Shame.  
Nicholas Angel: Well, there was the bit that you missed where I distracted her with the brushable doll, then I said “your apple’s cored” and I hit her in the head with the cider jug.  
Danny Butterman: You’re off the fuckin’ chain!

@Background Pony #8A5C  
just the one pony actually

No luck catching them ponies then?

“Hee hee hee! Y’all’ll never git me in th’ slammer!”

@TexasUberAlles
 
Perhaps it is right here. At least we can watch Applejack gallop as freely as a mustang.
 

is it 2010

Years later, still havent caught’er.  
Ya think that one guy would of lost that gut.

@OptimusPrimevil  
I wanna make a pun that involves grabbing the “haaarse” now.

@Swashbucklist  
 
morning!

@gasmaskangel  
Not these police. It matters not how great Applejack is, Sergeant Nicholas Angle is not a cop to be trifled with.

“Get back here, you big orange tosser!”  
[Ding]  
“Thank you, Danny.”

Buck da police  
comin straight from Equestria

‘fuck the police’ tag…
 
obviously never seen sgt. angel in action

No matter how hard you can try, you can almost never successfully harm, or catch, the ever-elusive Equestrian pony.
 
It is the ultimate anti-troll weapon.