@monolyth  
I don’t think that’d be a new experience for Twilight. That’s probably her normal Saturday night.

Sex with… books?

@Shadowwk  
Neither. It just means I’ve had this account for a very long time.

@Scrounge  
Well, I feel less guilty then. Random question: Does that book mean you are the site founder or just one of the original admins?

@Shadowwk  
Probably not as much as I’ve had with ShimmeringStallion, but yes.

@Scrounge  
I can agree to this. I have realized something, you and I have had quite a bit of banter on this site.

@Shadowwk  
Perhaps “madman” would suffice? I do have some wiring problems, I’ll readily admit.

@Scrounge  
Semantics. Purely Semantics. You can’t expect me to call you an asshole in polite conversation, now can you?

@Shadowwk  
Oh, I’m many things, sir, but I do sincerely hope “good” is not one of them.

@Scrounge  
Quite, good Scrounge.

@Shadowwk  
While probably raising many more.

@Scrounge  
It seems you answered your own question there.

@Shadowwk  
If AJ’s illiterate, who made the Sisterhooves Social flyers?
 
…On the other hand, it would explain why none of the text in the show is real words.

@Background Pony #B9A1  
Heh, that’s right, there ain’t none, eh? :T

So when will the first R34 picture of this meme?

@Scrounge  
AJ doesn’t read apples because AJ can’t read. Twilight doesn’t eat books, but that is only due to the painful process of “removing” the book from her body after she had eaten it. But if she could, she would have all of that knowledge inside of her in any and every way you can think of.

@Shadowwk  
Other than AJ doesn’t read apples and Twilight doesn’t eat books. But yes, I know what I just implied, and I defy you to tell me you think I’m wrong.

@Scrounge  

@Shadowwk  
Twilight and books is kinda like Applejack and apples.

@Scrounge  
Ok yeah. You’ve got a point there. This is Twilight we’re talking about…

@Background Pony #5536  
Equestria Girls :  
Fluttershy: I have no idea how it got there. But I didn’t want anything to happen to it, so I decided to give it to Principal Celestia.  
Twilight Sparkle: Principal Celestia? She’s the ruler here?  
Fluttershy: You could say that. Technically, I guess she and Vice Principal Luna do make the rules.  
Twilight Sparkle: Where is she now?  
Fluttershy: Probably in her office. Third door on your left.
 
Rainbow Rocks:  
Delivery Pony: Excuse me, Princess. Where do you want all these books from Princess Celestia?  
Twilight Sparkle: The library. Third door on the left.

@Dashy  
…What?

@Shadowwk  
That’s probably not true.

This made me laugh louder than I should have

“I’ve never made love to a book before…”