@Background Pony #6B09
 
Maurice Pie: I really don’t like it when you talk about my ex-girlfriends.

“And so halfway through blowing me, the fuckin’ hooker OD’s on heroin! I mean, I still finished, but what kinda shit is that?”

@dramatic_spoon
 
(royal guards just cock guns)
 
Bubble Valentine: Oh, that’s not fair.
 
Princess Celestia Faust-Hellsing: Oh, I’m sorry, but do we look like we give a f**k!?!
 
(shoots him repeatedly…)
 
Bubble Valentine: The ones who sent me were…NAZIS…
 
Celestia: I heard George Lucas…anyone hear George Lucas?
 
Discord: I heard Michael Bay.
 
Twilight: I heard the Moltley Crew with me Thestral hearing.
 
Celestia: Wait a minute…where’s the OTHER brother?

“I don’t give a shit, I don’t give a fuck. I don’t give a shit, I don’t give a fuck. So if I give a shit, I might just give a fuck, so I don’t give a shit, so I don’t give a ‘Ghouls are reduced to a bloody puddle’ fuck was that?”

Oh PLEASE no, that guy’s the worst anime character I’ve ever had the displeasure of experiencing.

THEREFORE!  
ALL!  
YOU!  
BITCHES!  
Can just curl up and DIE!

“Little Dashie, I am coming to find you. Come out and play, little Dashie. I promise it’s going to be a lot of fun. I just want to torture you, kill you, maybe skullfuck your corpse a couple of times, burn your clouds to the ground, and go home and masturbate, OK?”
 
I have to post (and edit) this epic line, stuck with me till today.

“Oh, fuck, that’s an anti-tank rifle”  
“OH FUCK, THAT’S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!”

“So then I start fillin’ the with goof juice even while she’s ODin’ on sugar!”
 
“I wish you wouldn’t talk about my wife that way.”