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Background Pony #11AE
I actually used shampoo while I was in the shower back in the day, then I tried soap and realized what I was missing out on.  
The shampoo never felt painful or anything though, maybe I just have good shampoo.
Background Pony #D84C
>Year of our lord, 2014  
>Not using gun oil as lube
 
Step it up, kiddos.
Background Pony #EABF
@Crazy☾  
yeah, it does hurt then. also, never try shoving a bar of soap up your ass. that burns… maybe I should break out the old photo editing program and make a few of these myself? I certainly have enough things I learned the hard way.
Background Pony #8063
Real men use only their own feces as lubricant. Anything else is for obsessive-compulsive germophobes. Haven’t you ever heard of a Cincinnati Chocolate Bar?
SyntaxBananaZ
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Shampoo isn’t THAT bad. You just need to know how to work it.
 
You know what doesn’t work? Vaseline/Petroleum Jelly. That stuff’s a mess.
 
I’d say lotion is the better of lube from around the house. Combine that with a rubber glove and you’re good to go! To step it up, use 3 socks over each other with the rubber glove inside, then invert fold it half-way and you got yourself an army made vagina.
CoyoteCrow4
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Shampoo does indeed suck… conditioner though… that ain’t half bad. Although I did have some herbal mint conditioner… it was mentholated… tingly followed by sweet mother fucking ow why the fuck did I do this..
Background Pony #9179
Honestly shampoo isn’t that bad. Sure its not ideal…okay its FAR from ideal, but its not mentholated shaving cream. I’ve used mentholated shaving cream…it sucked.