@Background Pony #CD7E  
Principal Celestia: (humming) Ha-ha! (grunting, pulling her rope) Oh, boy. Hey, pull the ropes!  
Rainbow Dash: Oh, oh, right!  
Humane 7: (grunting, pulling their ropes)  
Pinkie Pie: This cast is really heavy.  
Twilight Sparkle: Hey, Princess Twilight, come here, come here, come here!  
Princess Twilight: Yeah? What cha got there?  
Sunset Shimmer: Take one of those.  
(Princess Twilight takes over from Sunset and the other girls)  
Princess Twilight: (grunting, pulling Sunset’s rope) You should’ve negotiated a smaller font size.  
(The Lieutenant Colonels pulls their ropes)  
Lieutenant Colonel Buddy: Whoa!  
Lieutenant Colonel Vince: Look, it’s me!  
Lieutenant Colonel Nathan Ruegger Lane: Focus!  
Lieutenant Colonel Vince: Sorry.  
Lieutenant Colonel Richard Dawkins: Boy, is my face red?  
Principal Celestia: (rolls her eyes with a sly smile, continues pulling her rope)  
(Dr. Jack Dylan McGraw appears with Agent Carter McGraw)  
Dr. Jack Dylan McGraw: (faces us) I believe I may have something that’ll help.  
Agent Carter McGraw: (watching his brother pull out a device while pulling his rope) Whoa! What is that?  
Dr. Jack Dylan McGraw: This, Carter, is the End Crawler 2000. If you push and turn this button, the credits will crawl all by itself. (pushes and turns the button)  
(the ropes fly out of their hands)  
Dr. Jack Dylan McGraw: Unqualified success.  
(They walk off leaving the credits rolling by itself)

CAST  
(In Order of Appearance)  
TARA STRONG: Twilight Sparkle/Princess Twilight/Rosette Nebula/Carrot Bun/Megan  
REBECCA SHOICHET: Sunset Shimmer  
ASHLEIGH BALL: Applejack/Rainbow Dash/Lyra Heartstrings/Doo Wop/Prim Hemline/Blueberry Cake  
ANDREA LIBMAN: Pinkie Pie/Fluttershy/Bon Bon/Old Lady  
TABITHA St. GERMAIN: Rarity/Vice Principal Luna/Derpy Hooves/Granny Smith/Sunny Sugarsocks/Lily Pad  
CATHY WESELUCK: Spike  
NICOLE OLIVER: Principal Celestia/Miss Cheerilee  
BRITT McKILLIP: Dean Cadance  
RICHARD NEWMAN: Mr. Cranky Doodle  
MICHELLE CREBER: Apple Bloom  
CLAIRE CORLETT: Sweetie Belle  
MADELEINE PETERS: Scootaloo  
SHARON ALEXANDER: Sour Sweet  
SIENNA BOHN: Sugarcoat  
KELLY SHERIDAN: Indigo Zap/Starlight Glimmer  
SHANNON CHAN-KENT: Lemon Zest/Wallflower Blush  
BRITT IRVIN: Sunny Flare  
TEGAN MOSS: Vignette Valencia  
ENID-RAYE ADAMS: Gloriosa Daisy  
BRIAN DOE: Timber Spruce  
ANDY TOTH: Canter Zoom the Director  
ALI LEIBERT: Juniper Montage  
JAMES KIRK: Micro Chips  
KAZUMI EVANS: Adagio Dazzle/Moondancer  
MARŸKE HENDRIKSE: Sonata Dusk  
DIANA KAARINA: Aria Blaze  
SAM VINCENT: Flim  
SCOTT McNEIL: Flam  
SIGOURNEY WEAVER: Dazzling and Flim Flam Brothermageddon Computer  
KATHLEEN BARR: Trixie Lulamoon/Puffed Pastry/Lily Pad’s Mom  
LEE TOCKAR: Snips  
RICHARD IAN COX: Snails  
VINCENT TONG: Flash Sentry/Sandalwood  
PETER NEW: Big Mac/Victor the Museum Employee/Goldie Delicious  
ALBERT BROOKS: General Mack Brown  
OWEN WILSON: Lieutenant Colonel Nathan Ruegger Lane  
WILL SMITH: Lieutenant Colonel Vince  
RYAN REYNOLDS: Lieutenant Colonel Richard Dawkins  
BEN SCHWARTZ: Lieutenant Colonel Buddy  
DANNY DeVITO: Dr. Jack Dylan McGraw  
KEVIN HART: Agent Carter McGraw  
TCHEKY KARYO: Josh McGraw  
JESSICA CHASTAIN: Gloria McGraw  
KATE McKINNON: Dr. Kathy McGraw  
JUDY GREER: Kathy McGraw Seniorita  
DWAYNE JOHNSON: Bob McGraw  
CHRIS PRATT: Zach McGraw  
MARTIN LAWRENCE: Jonathan McGraw  
RAY ROMANO: Scott McGraw  
MICHAEL DOBSON: Security Guard/Bulk Biceps  
SCARLETT JOHANSSON: Fluttershy (Pitch Voice Box Translation Pill #6)  
ELLEN DeGENERES: Applejack (Pitch Voice Box Translation Pill #3)  
EMMA STONE: Twilight Sparkle (Pitch Voice Box Translation Pill #1)  
ANNE HATHAWAY: Sunset Shimmer (Pitch Voice Box Translation Pill #2)  
JENNY SLATE: Rainbow Dash (Pitch Voice Box Translation Pill #4)  
BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD: Rarity (Pitch Voice Box Translation Pill #7)  
TIFFANY HADDISH: Pinkie Pie (Pitch Voice Box Translation Pill #5)  
PAGET VALERIE BREWSTER: Herself  
JODI BENSON: Virgil  
JESS HARNELL: Zach, Jonathan and Scott’s Paramedic  
ROB PAULSEN: Scott’s Funeral Minister  
DEE BRADLEY BAKER  
FRANK WELKER  
CHRIS SANDERS: Dazzling and Flim Flam Brothermageddon Sirens  
LESLIE JONES: Policewoman  
ERIC STONESTREET: Policeman  
CREE SUMMER  
PAUL RUGG  
MAURICE LaMARCHE  
SHERRI STONER: Cranky Doodle’s Moving Day People  
KIRA TOZER: Chestnut Magnifico  
IRIS QUINN: Principal Abacus Cinch

@vevans0009  
Eeyup.

@TheMultiBrony21  

 
Just need yellow skin. Lol

@vevans0009  
Omg! I just noticed that! XD

Yeeesh, he looks like he came from the simpsons. 8\

That was awkward.