1. Shy’s into cute guys, and Raep and Greed aren’t cute. (Though, some people might argue that Raep has a cute personality.)
    
   …and WHAT hetero person WOULDN’T enjoy watching two opposite-gender people fondle eachother? There’s a perv in all of us.
    
   Anyways, Twi would probably feel too uncomfortable with RP-ing such a scene, and would’ve objected.
    

1. And I thought Fluttershy was the otaku…  
2. Sounds like something he’d do, further screwing the party in the process.

1. Instead of using Merlin’s magic to clean the orcs from the cursed mud, Pinkie considered bluffing them that “only a soapy bath together could help them get rid of the curse.” She wanted Raep and Greed, half-naked, to clean eachother in an improvised bathtub made from a hollowed tree trunk, because she was hungry for some yaoi.
    
   (You can easily guess why I didn’t go along with this idea in the end.)
    
    
2. Doombringer (after learning that Bark has the automail that Doombringer has always dreamed about) was planning to murder Bark while he was asleep in his tent, steal the leg, and frame Greed, forcing his party to run away (AGAIN) before the orcs figured out what has really happened.

@dziadek1990
Did you ever make Shade’s character sheet?

This may not end well…