@Sufficienttosay
 
Ah, I thought his ocarina had a malfunction again. ;-D

@DarkObsidian  
he was mauled in the street after tripping on one

Where is Link when you need him? ;-D

That’s clucked up ya’ll.

A Cucco! Don’t hit it.
 
Hey, I can see a li’l Derpy in her. Hehe

“…Whut chicken?”

“Just. Keep. Punching. That’s the thing to do. Remember the words of the philosopher Ken Morganstern, who once said ‘Failure is not falling down, failure is staying down’. And that’s a good thought for this day…or any day. Say, did you ever grab a wishbone and wish that the chicken you had just served had been tastier? Well, that won’t happen with Waybest chicken. Waybest is so superb you serve it with no regrets, no apologies. When you take a Waybest chicken from the oven, golden-brown and mouth-watering to look at, you know it will delight everypony at the table.”

OH FUCK I KNOW THAT BIRD!