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Description
Bound to the Celestial throne in a perpetual state of living undeath, the Great Princess continues to guide the Sun across the sky, and hold the sundered gates of Tartarus closed. 1000 cakes per day must be sacrificed to sustain the Princesses mind and soul.
[agitated skeleton shriek]
[agitated skeleton shriek]
Source
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God Empress of Ponykind: “WOW, ROGAL. WAY TO BRING DOWN THE BUCKING HAMMER.”
A screaming pile of unicorn foals
Unicorn foals.
Alright, not gonna lie I just imagined Starlights VA speaking in the same manner as Cato Sicarius and it’s freaking Hilarious.
@Drefsab
I’m gonna hazard a guess English isn’t their first language.
Edited
I’m certain you’re trying to say something, but I’ll be damned if I can figure out what.
Eh I had Twilight be Robot Girlyman, with Sunset as Calgar, Moondancer as Uriel and Starlight as….I, CATO SICARUS!
That’s entirely worth it. Would even more cake help?
Mortarion should be Maud Pie. Death Lord = emo, fits Maud’s personality.
I always forget about Malcador.
Once upon a time, I actually did try to do a MLP 40k setting write-up ala. Fallout Equestria due to immense boredom and free time one day. I got somewhat far, but I stopped when my brain realized what I was doing and I didn’t have a good answer for it.
Here is what I decided on for the Primarchs: Some of them I’m not FULLY happy with (Namely some of the Traitor Legion choices), but I am open to suggestion in-case I ever opt to pick it up.
Loyalists
Emperor- Celestia
Malcador- Luna (Because everyone keeps forgetting Malcador in these things)
Roboute Guilliman- Starlight Glimmer
Sanguinius- Princess Cadance
Lion El’Jonson- Rarity
Vulkan- Fluttershy
Jaghatai Khan- Rainbow Dash
Leman Russ- Pinkie Pie
Rogal Dorn- Applejack
Ferrus Manus- Spitfire
Corvus Corax- Zecora
Traitor Legions
Horus- Twilight Sparkle (Thought it was a fun spin on things)
Magnus the Red- Sunset Shimmer (Couldn’t resist)
Ahzek Ahriman- Trixie
Fulgrim- Fleur-De-Lis
Lucius The Eternal- Vinyl Scratch
Perturabo- Flurry-heart
Angron- Derpy
Konrad- Lightning Dust
Lorgar- Moondancer
Mortarion- Uhhh….alright this one kinda stumped me.
Alpharius/Omegon- Kinda considered Lyra and Bon-Bon but…i dunno. This one also stumped me.
So yeah, some good choices and some bad ones. Then again I was the guy that decided to make the Dragons the Necrons in this mess (You are now imagining a full-grown Robotic Fire-breathing Dragon that reassembles upon death…sweet dreams) so make of it what you will.
that explains everything…
Precisely.
So she’s a sissy fucking brownoser who’d rather indulge her secret obession to obtain more fabulous hair than Celestia?
OK, Cadence can be Fulgrim.
Nah. Cadence should be Fulgrim or Vulkan
wouldn’t that be luna?
Horus
Always figured it would be Sunset or Trixie’s who’s Magnus.
Speaking of which who’s Cadence in this?
“Yes.”
“Does that not frighten you?”
“No.”
Rarity: My soul is back?! I don’t believe you. That’s impossible.
[Absolutely impossible. Luckily, I am the motherbucking Princess and that shit is easy for me.]
Custodian Sparkle: Your Majesty. Didn’t you say using your magic at all is painful? That must have taken a lot out of you.
[You know that time when you’ve gone awhile without a new horseshoe and your hoof splits open? Imagine that all over your entire body. Know my pain.]
Rarity and Twilight: (Shudder.)
Edited because: Grammatical error
[A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A]
Mother,
your sweetheart was I
APPUL JACK